How do I avoid the draft?

[Thorn]

If the world affairs weren't troubling enough already the domestic affairs of the United States have reached a new level. Democrats in effort to futher destroy the Bush Administration are now pushing for the draft to reinstated. The whole government is out of its mind...

I would like to think that a person on pyschiatric medication for such serious disorders as me would not be drafted. Unfortunately the military trains people to have pyschiatric disorders to better kill people in such places as special forces divisions. Honestly you put me in a position to start killing things, I'll kill anything that moves basically friend or foe.

As for being gay, I doubt that will stop them from drafting me, hell saying that might get them to accuse me of being a terrorist and take the rest of my civil rights away.

Anyone have a nice country that I can move into with a high standard of living that won't be drawn into this world wide warfare? And anyone know how I can get a visa to travel without being labled an unpatriotic terrorist?

I really don't mind fighting and dying for freedoms, but with the government today taking those freedoms away, there is nothing left of the flag but dyed fibers. It is so sad it is almost unbelievable.

Please help, I am stressed out of my mind, I've been losing sleep for weeks now.

[TheStinger]

Contract Leprosy

[Boris Godunov]

Do you often stress out over things that are so remote in possiblity?

[DinoDoc]

Act like you do here. They don't want crazy people near guns. You could also try having General Steelman argue on your behalf.

[Thorn]

They said terrorist attacks of the maginutude on 9/11 were remote.... they said Bush would never risk the UN... they said the Patriot Act would never get passed.... they said North Korea would never threaten total war.....

[MikeH]

Close the doors and get double glazing.

[boann]

go to college

[Ming]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
You could also try having General Steelman argue on your behalf.

[MikeH]

Start ****ging men.

[SlowwHand]

Enlist.

[TheStinger]

Hope that DF's views on the injustice of it all are accepted by judiciary in the US.

[CerberusIV]

Learn how to make WMD's. Then they won't let you anywhere near the front line in case you get captured.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by TheStinger
Hope that DF's views on the injustice of it all are accepted by judiciary in the US.

No but we still have the military's views on how poor conscripts generally are as soldiers.

[JohnT]

Sign with an agent if you don't mind losing your elgibilility. I don't know how that will effect your draft status, but maybe you'll slide into the later rounds.

Oh, wait, you mean the Army. Simple: be a man, do your job and stop whining about it.

If you really want to avoid the draft, declare yourself a concientious objector. Or just go totally limp: they can't actually force you to walk, talk, and move, they just punish you for not doing so.

[SlowwHand]