When can I call myself a Southerner?

[MrFun]

Chegitz, just remember what I said in my last post -- be weary of Imran.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Why, I'm such a nice person. I'm even a friend to the gay man .

[chequita guevara]

Dixie Crystal's fine, I think they just call it Crystal in the North.

I can live with sweet tea, as long as it's not that sweet and has a bit of lemon in it.

Can I substitute bsicuits n' gravy for grits? Or just plain homeny? I don't like grits.

bunnygrrl won't let me put a gun rack in the truck . . . heck, she won't even let me get a truck.

Now to work on knowin' folks with double names.

[Apocalypse]

Imran, Imran, Imran. Its just that Northern propaganda keeps infusing ideas into your head. There isn't enough TV shows based in the South to give people the correct idea.

[Imran Siddiqui]

bunnygrrl won't let me put a gun rack in the truck

Heh, my g/f would break up with me soooo fast if I wanted a gun rack (let alone a gun ). I don't think I'll have that (not that I want a gun... icky things).

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Why, I'm such a nice person. I'm even a friend to the gay man .

I think it's part of some plot of yours -- not sure what your objective is, but now I'm paranoid.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Imran, Imran, Imran. Its just that Northern propaganda keeps infusing ideas into your head. There isn't enough TV shows based in the South to give people the correct idea.

I know the correct idea, Apoc. Stop trying to pull this Northern propaganda ****. The fact is that in the South, womyn aren't treated with the same respect in the workplace, you can't change facts.

And you can't change the experiences my g/f has had dealing with Southern womyn (and I don't think any of them were from Atlanta). I'm sorry but using 'Southern graciousness' to get a job doesn't speak volumes of your society.

[Imran Siddiqui]

not sure what your objective is, but now I'm paranoid.

Why would you be paranoid. Don't you want to be friends with me ?

[Velociryx]

Hmmm....well, we'd have to hold a committee meeting, but my gut instinct is that a Homeny substitution would prolly be okay.

As to the gun rack thing...that's non-negotiable...recommend you buy a "fishin' car" (we've got a lot of those here) for +/- $200 and install the gun rack there. See...the thing to remember is that everyone in the south is armed (holdover from that war of northern aggression) and if you don't have a means of carrying your gun in your car, you're a) not advertising the fact that you're armed to the teeth, and b) less prepared for battle.

Oh...and practice your "Rebel Yell."

-=Vel=-

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

not sure what your objective is, but now I'm paranoid.

Why would you be paranoid. Don't you want to be friends with me ?

Oh, go get cozy with your girlfriend already.

You're a hetero, so you will just have to deal with that imperfect sexual orientation.

[Chris 62]

When can I call myself a Southerner?

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I was born in a trailer, and my sisters are attractive (but they're step-sisters, so I guess that doesn't count).

Close enough, your in.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Wow, the gay man is really paranoid. He believes that being friends with another man means that there is sexual interest there. The gay man is deluded. Perhaps owing to his dyfunctional genes .

[chequita guevara]

YEEEEEAAHAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!

How's that?

[Velociryx]

By jove, I think he's got it!

Good one, Che....I'd give it an 8 for execution and enthusiasm....work on overall duration tho...gotta do it from the diaphram and reeeeeaalllllly stretch it out....but that, and the gun rack in the fishin' car, and you should be just about right....

-=Vel=-

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Wow, the gay man is really paranoid. He believes that being friends with another man means that there is sexual interest there. The gay man is deluded. Perhaps owing to his dyfunctional genes .

It's called a joke, dearie.