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  • **Tia breaks formation**

    Wiat! WAIT!!!!

    **Tia reaches behind bar for her baseball bat**

    Ok.......now we can begin!
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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    • *Mercator realises how stupid his remark was and hopes for the best*
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      • Originally posted by Blackwidow24
        Looks at HTower...

        Look you and I both know your not old enough to drink so why not settle for a VIRGIN Daquiry!! Stop looking at the specials..stop licking your lips like a crazed wild man..just settle for the fact that I KNOW you are under age.
        alright, fine, i'll take one of those too. but then you have to have a praire fire

        starts to tickle Htower underneath his chin
        hey that tickles!
        BW: he's a cute baby boy...booboo shhoo shoo moomoo he's so cute..yes he is!!
        uh, ok

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        • Drinks more poisined OJ and prepares for mARSEupial spanking.

          *shoots self for aweful pun*
          Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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          • Alrightyyyyy rooooo....oh...um sorry Wombat.

            Now Mercator this won't hurt me a bit. Now.....just bend over and grab your ankles and wait!

            **Tia reves up baseball bat**

            Who else wants to join in?
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • Originally posted by Tiamat
              Now Mercator this won't hurt me a bit. Now.....just bend over and grab your ankles and wait!

              **Tia reves up baseball bat**

              Who else wants to join in?
              what exactly are you going to be doing to him? hmmm, if he's considered new...

              *slinks towards door*

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              • *peeks in*

                hey...
                Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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                • Originally posted by Mao
                  *peeks in*

                  hey...
                  OMG

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                  • Mao's here.

                    Oh.

                    Drinks more poisoned OJ

                    Keels over.
                    Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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                    • Originally posted by Mao
                      *peeks in*

                      hey...

                      Hey yourself stranger!! How've you been?? Would you like a drink?
                      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                      • Bah. Seeing Mao is nothing to the great 12th Man peek-in of '01
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • 12th man peek?
                          Who wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!

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                          • Originally posted by Mao
                            hey...
                            Deee eeellll!
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                            • Originally posted by Mao
                              12th man peek?
                              Yep. Or perhaps the Cecil Adams "How ya doing?" Post of November '01
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • SHHHOOOOSSSHHHH

                                HOW DARE YOU TAKE MAO'S NAME IN VAIN....

                                BW: Bows at Mao's Feet.

                                OH GREAT AND MIGHTY MAO..It is an honor to have you here..We have ressurected this shop in your image.

                                TIA QUICK...get a bowl so i can wash his feet!!!
                                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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