Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[ColdWizard]

*sees that the shop is empty*

i hereby take over this abandoned hut in order to use it for my magical research!

*places "Closed" sign on door*

[Immortal Wombat]

*sees sign*

*posts anyway*

*walks off*

[Blackwidow24]

Fans herself

I NEED SOME ICE>> I AM SOOOO HOTTTTTTTT

*looks around..notices that no one is paying attention*

BW: OH hell...grabs a handful of ice and stuffs it down her shirt.

AHHHHHHH that is much better....

*I bet you wanna know why I am so HHHOOOOTTTTT*

TOOOOO BAD

Now what can i get you to drink??????

[Skanky Burns]

I might try something different...
How about a bourbon and coke?? Yeah, bourbon and coke please.


Say, why is there steam rising from your chest BW??

[Blackwidow24]

Throws together a Bourboun and coke mostly Bourbon...and chucks it at Skanky..

Skanky: the steams seems so invigorating

BW: Oh yeah that...well I can't take a cold shower like you men!! So This is my next option.....AHHHHhhhhahhhhhahh

[ColdWizard]

i knew i should've put a padlock on the door


*reduces temperature in the shop to -60F*



*mumbles incoherently*

[Blackwidow24]

*glares at CW*

BW: You dolt you can't lock me out of my own shop...
*smacks CW on the butt*
Now do the monkey dance monkey boy..I'm a bit hot and on edge......GGgrgrgggrggggrggrrrrrrr and you don't want to **** with a BLACKWIDOW IN HEAT!!!

You're liable to LOSE YOUR HEAD!!!!! MMWUUHAHAHAHAHAAH

[ColdWizard]

*casts cone of cold on BW*


*teleports to an on-topic forum*

[Blackwidow24]

*brushes hail stone off of shoulder*

BW: Stupid little man..I can not be affected by your spells or abilities@magic the gathering@ Hee hee

[Tiamat]

**walks in eating some chocolate cake**

**tsk tsk** CW when will you ever learn? Who wanted a burbon and coke at this time of the morning?? YUCCCKKKK!!

**hops up and over the bar........pulls out glassses and baseball bat** Well Blackie looks like it's time to get ready for the day.

**zaps CW into a toad in a box in the corner** There that should keep him out of my hairs for a while.

Oh and yes........I know the answer to the $64,000 question as to why blackwidow is so hot today.........but a Dragon Princess never reveals her secrets

[MikeH]

You set her on fire didn't you?

[Blackwidow24]

Well despite what you think TIA I really think it's Menopause.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH What's your theory?

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by MikeH
You set her on fire didn't you?

ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME MIKE????


ACTUALLY, if you met me in person you would probably run...run far far away!!!

[MikeH]

I'm too lazy to run. I'd probably just squirt you with the fire extinguisher.

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by MikeH
I'm too lazy to run. I'd probably just squirt you with the fire extinguisher.

Squirt me with the fire extinguisher??? OH I GET IT!!! GrrrRRrrRRrrRrr BABY..GrrrrrRRRrr