Evil, evil Finland

[Lemminkäinen]

WHAT!!what!! whatta hell I´m doing here. Where I am?? I just came from sauna and decided to take a cold beer and go on the balcony, when I noticed, that I have been summoned here. SAATANAA!

Whose idea this was, I know that I belong to the emergency unit called "Rapid Deployment BBS flooder -unit", but this is too much!

Whatta hell this forum even stands for? Well, anyway I have now fullfilled my duty as a Finnish citizen. Hmmm...maybe I go out for a smoke...****e..I have to put undies on since its -5 C outside and after that back to sauna.

Joo hyvä homma perjkeele!!

Frankie the Lemminkäinen

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

So what did all you Finns do before something interesting happened in your lives?

[Stefu]

So what did all you Finns do before something interesting happened in your lives?

Oh, just things that are mundane and regular in Finland - rolling in money and luxury cars, feasting on endangered yet delicious animals, and having hot, luscious sex with blonde women.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Stefu
Oh, just things that are mundane and regular in Finland - rolling in money and luxury cars, feasting on endangered yet delicious animals, and having hot, luscious sex with blonde women.

...and you personally Stefu?

[Stefu]

Well, eh, well, umm, damn.

*sulks in corner*

[Jogilius]

Originally posted by Stefu
Well, eh, well, umm, damn.

*sulks in corner*

Hey, where's the smiley?


What comes to me, I'm getting drunk for the third day in a row. And this hasn't been just the evenings. So... oh well, I'm not expecting anything special from this evening, but anyways...

This is what the Finns do?

[Mixu]

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
So what did all you Finns do before something interesting happened in your lives?

Why are you using the imperfect? I have still whole life ahead (14yrs old). Darn.. now you guys aren't taking me seriously anymore when you know my age Btw, these Suomithread things are pretty interesting.. compared to other forums and their contents.

[Great Milenko]

Jogilius, takas ruotuun, hyökkäys ei ala vielä.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Yep. Finns can hold their beer. I only know one Finn in person (there aren't many in Somerset) and he can match me round for round. It might as well be your national sport.

[Stefu]

This is starting to look more and more like CerealPacket.

[lightblue]

So is this the most viewed thread in OT history (at least for a three day thread) with 11k+ views.

That probably means there's probably another 1000 lurking Finns.

Go watch the ice hockey or something!

[Paul Hanson]

We need to get rid of them. And I propose a trap.

Basically, when they go off to nick parts of Norway tonight, we cook up a huge pile of elk scrotums in Switzerland. This will divert the Finns towards Central Europe, where they will meet up with their traditional enemies:

The Austro-Belgian Alliance!

It'll be a bloodbath. The Finns will be defeated, and Finland will be given to the Chinese as a goodwill gesture towards the People's Republic by the EU.

P.S. Why do we, in English, call the county Finland, when it is inhabited by Finns? Shouldn't it be called Finnland (or the people called Fins)?

[Provost Harrison]

This is totally mad, how many views? I bet most of Finland will have seen this by the end of the week.

I say we go with Paul Hanson's idea. It probably won't work, but hell, we're getting desperate here to get rid of them

[Paul Hanson]

I'm open to suggestions.

[djhanska]

One more Finn here