Evil, evil Finland

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Maailmanmestari
LOL ... But you're right! There are about 12 billion of us in here, officially 5 billion, but as you said, 7 billion is hidden somewhere.

Five million, Champ, five million is the official story. We have 11 995 million hidden somewhere.

[Jabu]

That lot consisits mostly of small wood elves, who can disappear into the trees. That's why we have so many forests: they're to house our elite elf forces.

[Maailmanmestari]

Originally posted by kassiopeia


Five million, Champ, five million is the official story. We have 11 995 million hidden somewhere.

Uups, a little mistage

[-=Vagrant=-]

Sisu=grit,guts and balls all at the same time.
[The average Finnish soldier knew in his bones, that on a man-to-man basis he was worth several of his adversaries. His ancestors, as far back as recorded Finnish history existed, had fought russians on this same soil and usually won. The Finn knew what he was fighting for and why. His stereotypical view of the Russian soldier was not flattering: Ivan was stupid, lazy, dirty, and incapable of initiative, and mentally opressed by the same forest environment that was second nature to the Finns. To be sure, the Finnish soldier was aware of the numerical odds against him, but he rendered those odds less terrible by crac´king jokes about them:"They are so many, and our country is so small, where will we find room to bury them all?"]
From a Frozen Hell the Russo-Finnish Winter War of 1939-40
by William R. Trotter

[Jack the Bodiless]

Re: Re: This thread makes me laugh.

Originally posted by jsaario äällä

Can't all you Finnish newbies at least register with pronouncable and vaguely memorable names so we can tell you apart?

Sir, yes, sir! ;-)

And here some in Finnish: Suomi on maailman paras maa. Kumarran Suomea! Äitiii! Ällän tungen öö-mappiin ;-) Try to pronounce that ;-)

But remember jsaario, and be afraid of the great Jogilius! :-D

Do not be alarmed. There is no true Finnish language (other than Tolkien Elvish). This is a collection of random sounds designed to confuse others, a ploy developed by a group of Finns venting their frustration at failing to understand the rules of "Mornington Crescent".

[aaglo]

Re: Re: Re: This thread makes me laugh.

Originally posted by Jack the Bodiless
.... venting their frustration at failing to understand the rules of "Mornington Crescent".

Mor... what? Who is he? And mostly, why is he, and how long?

[Jack the Bodiless]

Mornington Crescent - The Nisbet Strikes Back

[Jon Miller]

Re: Re: Re: Re: This thread makes me laugh.

Originally posted by aaglo


Mor... what? Who is he? And mostly, why is he, and how long?

He is to slughter your cities, kick your cats, and seduce your women

he is 12 inches long



Jon Mlllr

[Mixu]

Geeh.. did I just hear some jealousy or what? and btw, you guys forgot sauna

[Kassiopeia]

Is it just me, or has this thread made over eight thousand views in less then three days? Edit: Make that over 8 700 views.

Oh, and welcome Mixu, the 32nd Finn!

[grimwulf]

Re: Evil, evil Finland

1- The Winter War. What the hell happened there?

This information is classified.

2- Linux. Open-source coding meant that the entire structure of Western capitalism was under threat. Fortunately all that

Was?

3- Anyway, I've heard that Linus Torsvald smells of chisels.

Extra Sensory Perception.

4- When Tolkien wanted to create a people who were inhuman, pointy-eared and as camp as Butlins, whose language did he base their speech on? Yup- you guessed it.

This is true. Guess who was the model for orcs? Not to mention the hobbits and so on..

5- Mobile phones. Utterly dominated by those skulking trolls between Sweden and Russia. Their phones get smaller every day- ideal for those spindly elven fingers, but damning the rest of humanity to cordless communication serfdom. Do you think you're going to get away with it?

No, we're going to get filthy rich.

7- Rally driving is totally dominated by Finns. This is because Finland's national sport involves using high-powered 4-wheel drive cars to run over elks. The record is held by Hannu Mikkola

Elks? I was thinking about swedes and russkies..

8- Norway is famous for it's fjords. These are made by Finns who sneak across at night and steal bits of the coastline, taking it back to Finland to make small hills. At the current rate of theft, by 2500 AD Norway will be only 200 metres wide.

And our largest mountain in Lappland will reach almost 2000 m. Whoa!

9- Take a look at a map of Finland. Go on, take a look. Absolutely millions of lakes. That can't be right.

Or we just have a good travelling agency that took lessons in propaganda from Goebbels.

12- Santa Claus. Finland has been hailed as the home of Santa Claus since the 20th century. During that time, children's toys have displayed rising levels of dead spiders, razor blades and grit.

We are so worried about overpopulating this planet.

13- Finland's national dish is an elk scrotum fried in batter.

Actually it is Mämmi. It looks like ****, but tastes good. (or was it the other way around?).

14- The last Suomithreadi contained detailed instructions on how to make home-brewed Rohypnol, as well as an incantation for summoning Satan.

We are trying to help you transcend the physical world and reach the level we finns are living in.

15- Finns attract sharks. I have no figures to back this up.

Sharks have evolved for a couple of hundred million years to the level, where the evolution has almost stopped. It seems natural, that their sense of taste has evolved to finns.

16- Derby County FC. The reason for Georgi Kinkladze's recent poor form is that, in their last match agaist Liverpool, he was beaten to death with his own leg while the referee's back was turned. The culprit was Sami Hyppia. A Finn.

Sami Hyypiä. And remember that he is the captain of the team.

17- Where's ottok? What have you done with him?

This information is classified.

18- If all the world's Finns were laid end to end they'd cause a really nasty traffic jam.

True.

[Eetupatukka]

As we finnish say " Yksi suomalainen nörde vastaa kymmentä ulkomaalaista zättäilijää, perkele"

I will tell ALL my finish frends to come here.

[Jack the Bodiless]

Ah, yes, the "sauna" ovens. I've seen a video of these.

The victims, obviously under some sort of fiendish mind-control, walked right into the oven. But the heat must have broken the control: they got the door open and ran out, with their clothes burned off their bodies! Confused by the pain, they fell into a nearby river. Presumably they drowned.

Horrible.

[Kassiopeia]

Darn, there are so many fellow Finns here that I am losing count. I think we are now at 36. Before this thread, it was 18. So thanks to this thread, our number has doubled.

Actually it is Mämmi. It looks like ****, but tastes good. (or was it the other way around?).

The other way around.

[RGBVideo]

Should we just delete this thread before we'll in a serious trouble..?
9 000 watchs and 16 new posters in 2 days can't be anything good.

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