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Damn! I say we press ahead with Operation Desuomisation ASAP.
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"Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
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Can't we crash the main nodes leading out of Finland or something?
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Yet another finn signing in for duty... I suspect that link posted in SFPMessulauta will bring even more.
Personally I do not think that your plan will work. After the havoc the Finns created in 30 year war the Middle-Europeans would not want us there either.Comment
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All your threads are belong to us!
But seriously, can't we all just get along?
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)Comment
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LMFAO.
really. I'll come to read this every time I feel down.
Cheers, Sami.What for?Comment
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It's better to live here in Finland and bite off reindeer's balls than to sit in USA and wait for some idiot to demand 600 millions from you only because you bumped to him/her in a shop while you were queueing. The charge would be something like an attempt of murder or sexual harrashment.
And I would have killed myself if I had had to wear a special suit when I was in school. That the jolly good London I presume..."Brits are the most horryfying creatures after Yankees."
-Me as president of Finland 2030.Comment
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I just had this weird thing in my mind. We should start thinkin how to protect ourselves from Muropaketti3D (TM)'s people. I've heard these crazy rumours about them... first you see them coming, you think "What the heck. Just a couple of finns here from their local Muropaketti 3D (TM) forum, nothing else.". But then suddenly there will be millions of them and they'll spread to every therad here.. when all these fine threads are poisoned with all the lame and "I-can-tweak-my-pc" comments, they'll flood this forum upside down. My suggestion is that we need to destroy their homeplan... I mean forum and stop them with so called "motti" strategy to few forums here. Then we could probably get some medals, because all the other forums would be safe .Every nationality has it's negative things. We have muropaketti (cereal packet)
(sori murot. Minä en vaan pidä CounterStrikestä)
ps. just kidding.Comment
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OMG....
I just received an e-mail... the link to this thread is spredding like a disease....
Dear Mods, better start thinking about deleting this thread - terrible server lockups incoming
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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-- hoo
kulhu syö pääsiComment
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Clearly this is out of hand. I suggest we bring Bugs before a tribunal on the charges of Finn-related crimes against humanity.
As for the Finns themselves, I'm convinced that half of them are bored Swedes.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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OK, I'm here.
So, shall we start flooding and move to the next board?
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Aaaahhhhh. Now I understand:
And more!What most Finns are desperate to know is what you think about them and their country. They might even ask you. Prepare some vague, round statements which do not offend or embarrass the Finns. Too positive evaluation is often much more embarrassing than too negative!
So how about those Olympic Ice Hockey games, eh?Finnish people want to keep distance to people they are talking with. Depending on the situation, Finns' personal space is from one to two metres (that is, about 3' to 6'), at the very least.
There is one situation in which Finnish people do talk, get close, and look into others' eyes. That is when they are drunk. Of course, their English then becomes even harder to understand.
There are just a few subjects which should be avoided when talking with Finns. Ice hockey is one. Most Finns are fanatical ice hockey fans, and if you bring the subject up, you will be bored to death by their ice hockey talk. The rest of Finns hate ice hockey.
Well, lets just imagine my question is not hypothetical then...
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My God, I'm thirty, I need a drink - english textbook spelling errorComment
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I just want to thank "Funny Bunny" for the best signature ever."Norway is famous for it's fjords. These are made by Finns who sneak across at night and steal bits of the coastline, taking it back to Finland to make small hills. At the current rate of theft, by 2500 AD Norway will be only 200 metres wide."
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it's USA vs. Finland tonight in the olympics... If we lose, I'm gonna come here and give you my theories why we lost and what we should've done... If we win, I'm not coming home, so I'm not coming here to laugh at americans... so you can relax... I'm out drinking... because we will win... and I have two bottles for vodka prepared, and looking good
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