Evil, evil Finland

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Re: drinking finns??

Originally posted by Kristalli

Have been watching quite a funny series from a finnish tv-channel. It tells a story about young british tourists who do nothing else but. And its quite sad to watch it. Its never like that in Finland!

He's got a point. There are no Finnish tourists. This is because if they get exposed to sunlight they sort of shrivel up into a steaming husk.

[Kristalli]

That was almost good. I smiled a little.

[Kristalli]

Oh. Its she, thank you.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Are you sure? Under all those thick furs and hides I imagine it must be easy to get confused. In fact Stefu's gender has been hotly-debated here for years.

[Kristalli]

Well...you could say I'm quite sure.

[Anodyne]

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
Are you sure? Under all those thick furs and hides I imagine it must be easy to get confused. In fact Stefu's gender has been hotly-debated here for years.

Whaddaya mean? Thick furs and hides? Damn you foreigners are sissies, never swam naked in the snow? Or made a hole in the ice in the middle of the coldest winter and go swimming in it? Or had a match of naked snow-fight?
Thick furs and hides you say...

[Provost Harrison]

Surprisingly enough, no

[Paul Hanson]

Thanks to global warming, there hasn't been any serious snowfall south of Driffield since the mid-1990's.

[Lenin-Setä]

Time to die, Apolyton !

Yet another one is reporting in . Jogilius, we are ready to start flooding on your mark, sir!
Sama härmäks, taas yks somali ilmotaatuu, Jokipotti, mollaan valmiita alotelemaha flootinkiva heti teirä merkistä!

Pai te vei: Muistakaa Rentun Ruusu-leffan tivoli, eli ku joku huutaa tivoli, niin sitten hakataan ne saatanan sakemannet, ja pidetään suomalaisten ykhsithyis ilta .

PPS: Muroonki vois laitella smaileja, alkaa tulla ikävä jo vanhoja hyviä aikoja...

[Jogilius]

Re: Time to die, Apolyton !

Originally posted by Lenin-Setä
Yet another one is reporting in . Jogilius, we are ready to start flooding on your mark, sir!
Sama härmäks, taas yks somali ilmotaatuu, Jokipotti, mollaan valmiita alotelemaha flootinkiva heti teirä merkistä!

HAKKAAPÄÄLLE!!

Originally posted by Lenin-Setä
Pai te vei: Muistakaa Rentun Ruusu-leffan tivoli, eli ku joku huutaa tivoli, niin sitten hakataan ne saatanan sakemannet, ja pidetään suomalaisten ykhsithyis ilta .

Hi, this is mr. J from the Dot ****ers' association:
You're supposed to write Rentun Ruusu -leffan...

[Protect Finland]

Nah!

Don't say that! Finland is a very GOOD place to live! Why you are so damn negative?

[Jogilius]

Re: Nah!

Originally posted by Protect Finland
Don't say that! Finland is a very GOOD place to live! Why you are so damn negative?

The f*** R U talkin' about?

[HÄI]

Kaikki suomalaiset(etenkin Ääriliikkeen jäsenet ). nyt barrikadeille jenkkirunkkareita vastaan! Heidän lihava homojohtajansa, joka on, kuten sanottua, moraalisesti spitaalitautinen(****er) on heikko, ja me voimme hyökätä.

Jumala siunatkoon Suomea!

From: Crazy Morron from Italy-Hullu ääliö Italiasta

[HÄI]

Miksi sana W-A-N-K-E-R sensuroidaan?

****!
F-u-c-k!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

How do you Finns communicate face-to-face, where there's no smilies? Do you gesticulate wildly, or perform a short mime to accompany your speech?