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  • Vieläkin pelottaa että kohta saapuu valkopuppe paikalle...



    How do you Finns communicate face-to-face, where there's no smilies? Do you gesticulate wildly, or perform a short mime to accompany your speech?
    You must know that Finns don't communicate face to face. We use our cell phones.

    Oh. Its she, thank you.
    So...

    How you doin'?
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    • I know one word that would suit well here. But I'm not allowed to write it , and in finnish it's not a very nice word.

      So? So...

      Not a really big issue, I know. Especially when I'm not going to go on a date with anyone from here.

      But now I have to go and watch some skijump...
      "Miksi ostaa koko lehmä, kun maitoa saa tölkeissä." - Birger Grönholm, fysiikanopettajani lukiossa

      "Why buy a whole cow, when milk comes in jars." - Birger Grönholm, my physics teacher at 11th grade

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      • Uhmm...

        It was a joke, hehhe, joke, that's right, joke! *nods furiously at himself*
        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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        • Stefu, are you freakin' insane?? She's from Turku!!!
          Haha, j/k, Turku is ok.

          ...and "valkopuppe"? wtf??
          You make my life and times
          A book of bluesy Saturdays

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          • Stefu, are you freakin' insane?? She's from Turku!!!
            Haha, j/k, Turku is ok.
            But considering that Turku is the arsehole of Finland, wouldn't that increase my chances of getting an... I should stop here before an actual sexual harassment suit, shouldn't I?

            ...and "valkopuppe"? wtf??
            Whitewolf is a poster of CerealPacket with... slightly right-wing views and certain... tendencies to call everyone who disagrees with him communist and *******. Think less intelligent Wiglaf. MUCH less intelligent Wiglaf.
            "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
            "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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            • Originally posted by Stefu
              But considering that Turku is the arsehole of Finland, wouldn't that increase my chances of getting an... I should stop here before an actual sexual harassment suit, shouldn't I?
              No, go on. It might result in something funny and amusing
              You make my life and times
              A book of bluesy Saturdays

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              • I realised it was a joke. Like one second after I had submitteded the message...

                Turku. Yes, heard that a lot. But is it not like this: blond jokes are short and simple so that everyone else can understand them. I guess you know what I mean...

                And I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.

                Ja se kulta oli niin pirun lähellä!!!!!
                "Miksi ostaa koko lehmä, kun maitoa saa tölkeissä." - Birger Grönholm, fysiikanopettajani lukiossa

                "Why buy a whole cow, when milk comes in jars." - Birger Grönholm, my physics teacher at 11th grade

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                • No, go on. It might result in something funny and amusing
                  If you didn't get it from that, there's something wrong with yer brain banana.
                  "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                  "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                  • Re: Time to die, Apolyton !

                    Originally posted by Lenin-Setä
                    Bloody hell... Juhani?
                    Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                    • Niggative.

                      Originally posted by kassiopeia
                      Bloody hell... Juhani?
                      Well, my passport says, Tuomas, in school, it's Juhani, but im really not called either of those names, so I think not .
                      [inside-vitsi] -Kylläpä on oikeen ruman värinen kaulaliina.
                      -Njää, sehän on saman värinen kun sun paitas! [/inside-vitsi]

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                      • Re: Niggative.

                        Originally posted by Lenin-Setä
                        Well, my passport says, Tuomas, in school, it's Juhani, but im really not called either of those names, so I think not .
                        Ok, this is getting slightly scaring and bizarre.
                        Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                        • Originally posted by Stefu
                          If you didn't get it from that, there's something wrong with yer brain banana.
                          I meant going on with other jokes like that.

                          3-1 Suomelle! Mukavaa katseltavaa, ryssät helisemässä.
                          You make my life and times
                          A book of bluesy Saturdays

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                          • Originally posted by Ade
                            3-1 Suomelle! Mukavaa katseltavaa, ryssät helisemässä.
                            Yes, as long as they keep their eyes on Bure, and keep things status quo for three minutes, all will be fine.
                            Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                            • Originally posted by Ade

                              3-1 Suomelle! Mukavaa katseltavaa, ryssät helisemässä.
                              Evil, evil Finland.
                              Freedom is just unawareness of being manipulated.

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                              • Originally posted by The Vagabond
                                Evil, evil Finland.
                                Stefu, we need a :selänne: smiley, one with a Finnish ice hockey player with the works (helmet, stick, you name it)
                                Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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