Evil, evil Finland

[lightblue]

Originally posted by Ade


But that is the funniest part of the process! There's a little masochist inside of me that just loves hangovers. The harder the better. The best hangover is when you wake up in a same place with all the others who were drinking last night and start rewinding the last night's episodes... and the morning conversations are always the most obscene, pervert and funny.

Tequila also makes me very generous to the less attractive members of the opposite sex, if you know what I mean...

As long as i am in well lit place I quite like tequila. If it's dark and I have problems seeing people properly then I'd rather go for beer or vodka..

[lightblue]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola


Euro weenies, bet you can not even handle one bottle of Cuervo.
Maybe you should try soemthing easier to stomach, like Mezcal.

Well... I once had a bottle and half of Cuervo before I went out, and then continued drinking (but switched to Jack D's). Needless to say I spewed my guts up, got kicked out of the club for falling down the stairs and hallucinated a fair bit.

We used to have Tequila nights with the uni basketball team and we'd average about 35-40 shots each.

You have to remember that Brits and Scandinavians can drink any Yank under the table . Continental Europe are rather more lightweight.

[Anodyne]

Originally posted by lightblue
Tequila also makes me very generous to the less attractive members of the opposite sex, if you know what I mean...

Too well... haven't noticed with Tequila, but any drink will do it if you drink enough (way too much in this case)

[Kristalli]

So that's why I get so lucky in clubs!

[Anodyne]

Well, of course the good-looking girls get lucky more often, they just are picked up by the more sober guys.

[Kassiopeia]

I am underaged, I can't (mustn't) participate in alcoholic beverages. Though, that has never been an obstacle for the local youth

[Pekka]

Rules of finnish boozing.

1.) if you are under 14, try to get your older brother etc. buy for you. Get at least 8 beers. Do stupid things, and piss older people.

2. 14-16. Get your parents to buy you a sixpack. Then you prepare with another sixpack, that leaves you with 12 beers at least. Drink it, have a fight, or sex. Be stupid. Piss off everyone.

3.) 16-18. Drink at least 8 beers before getting into a bar. In the bar spend at least 50 euros to hard booze. Try to get laid and fail miserably. Also get thrown out by the bounser and pick a fight outside. Be stupid, and throw up. If you can't get into a bar, hang near to one and drink a total of 24 beers. Get laid with 49 year old drunken ugly woman. Have a fight with rival underage drinkers.

4.) 18 and more. Drink at least ½l of hard booze. Get into a bar and drink drink drink. Get into another bar before 01.00. Try to get laid. End up with having a fight or going to ladys house. She want's to have sex, but you fail miserably. Pass out next to the woman and get out in the morning before she wakes up. Have a nice hangover.

That's about it, that's my story, and i think it goes with the majority .

I just love hangovers. Don't you love 'the night of the lizards'?
It's just plain fun to wake up every 15 minutes in scare. Remember that you have to have your stomach all messed up.
And start all over again!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I've always suspected that the stereotype of Finns as morose drunks was most unfair.

[Pekka]

It's just a myth.. for example, i haven't had a drink in two weeks(!). That's almost 1 month and year has only 12 months. Then again i'm the driver tonight and last weekend also..

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
I've always suspected that the stereotype of Finns as morose drunks was most unfair.

[ShadowCatcher]

Wha? Huh? I just came from stealing land and now i go sleep...

Have you ever wondered why Dark Africa is called Dark Africa? We steal their light by carring them in bags to finland.

[Daisari]

daisarit pomppiii boing boing

[kharik]

I just love hangovers.

Uh, and do you people know what is hangover in finnish way?
Well, morning when you woke up you are in cold swet and trembling and abslolutely sure that now you're going to die. But anyway you survival to evening and you are hell awfraid that you are NOT going to die ever!


Well here is one more bastard, finnish one ofcourse. How many finnish has wrote here in this far, anyone counting?

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by kharik
Well here is one more bastard, finnish one ofcourse. How many finnish has wrote here in this far, anyone counting?

See my signature, the link "The List of Finns". It needs an update, apparently...

[spartak]

Only two more Finns needed to answer the poll in the community forum to equal the usa. Go Finland.