Evil, evil Finland

[Jon Miller]

you know

you finns should go vote in the location survey in the apolyton/community forum

see if you can beat the US in terms of numbers of correspondents

Jon Miller

[Jabu]

From what I've seen of it, not a chance.

Well, go Hautamäki! anyway

[Immortal Wombat]

This thread makes me laugh.

Can't all you Finnish newbies at least register with pronouncable and vaguely memorable names so we can tell you apart?

[Spämä]

A little finnish survey about Santa:
There's approximately 2 billion people under age of 18 on this planet. Santa probably won't need to visit non-christian homes (apart from Japan), so that leaves 378 million underaged. If a family has by average 3,5 children that leaves 108 homes with at least one good child. Considering time-zones and earth rotation Santa has 31 hours to deliver presents. That makes 967,7 visits per second. We assume that all homes are equally divided around the globe so Santa will only need to travel 1,17 km from home to home which is 126,36 km to all homes. So the sled will have to reach a velocity of 975 km/s which is 3000 times the speed of sound. If every child gets a 1 kg Lego-set the total weight will be 378000 tons. Assuming a flying reindeer pulls ten times more weigh than a normal one it will only need 360000 reindeers to pull the sled. Total mass is therefore 400000 tons. Accelerating this mass in atmosphere generates so much heat that all the reindeers burn to ashes in 4,26 milliseconds which is by the fifth house. Accelerating the sled from zero to 975 km/s will produce a pressure of 17000 G's when a 125 kg Santa turns agains his sled's seat his weigth becoming 2157507 kg and gets flattened out as formless glob.

You have any other fantasy creatures we can exterminate?

[jsaario äällä]

Re: This thread makes me laugh.

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Can't all you Finnish newbies at least register with pronouncable and vaguely memorable names so we can tell you apart?

Sir, yes, sir! ;-)

And here some in Finnish: Suomi on maailman paras maa. Kumarran Suomea! Äitiii! Ällän tungen öö-mappiin ;-) Try to pronounce that ;-)

But remember jsaario, and be afraid of the great Jogilius! :-D

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Sorry- what was your name again?

Why do we need to fear Jogilius? Does he have some kind of oozing skin condition that causes him to leak pus?

[jsaario äällä]

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny Why do we need to fear Jogilius?

He's going to flood your forum ,-)

And my name is jsaario [zeiseiriö] :-)

[Raging Mouse]

Ho.

Hey Spämä, he doesn't use the sleigh except for some PR-appearances to keep up the myth. No, the rest of the night he is brandishing his reindeer-hide whip over the bare backs of the other elves, making sure they operate the star-trek teleporters at sufficient speed. The original trekkie-team actually visited his workshop to get inspired, but the producers refused Shatner's suggestion to have Kirk whip Scotty. That's why Scotty's '..she might explode!' -line seems out of context.


Hmmm.... back in the OT, posting drivel. All hail Finnish cooperation.

[Meticulous Man]

Teekkarit... Although that Santa thing is so old that even Methusalem was a mere fetus in his mother's womb when it first appeared, this is the first time I've seen it translated into English...

Maybe it's the time for another "where are you from" poll... with options more suitable to the new situation

[monolith94]

Joggy-baby reminds me of Fred, but without the taste and tact.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by Spämä
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Nice username...

[Nappe1]

umm... did someone say Finland?

Also it seems that our Game Industry companies love letter 'B'... you can easily come at least two Finnish companies that their name can be and is very often shortened to two B's...

[RGBVideo]

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40735

Kaikki uudet suomalaiset menkää tuonne ja antakaa äänenne!
Buahahaa, Bugs, NOW you're in a trouble.

[Kassiopeia]

Thank you thank you thank you thank you Bugs! You should be made an Honourary Finn for this amazing feat! At least six more Finns.
Yet, there is one thing I for one think halts thine new Title:

Originally posted by Jogilius
Beware! This thread is just the beginning. The most infamous so called flooder of all of those nasty Finns has registered to your forum!

What have we done?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Amazing feat? Attracting Finns to forums is like killing fish in a barrel. With gelignite.

Just stick up a thread like "Helsinki smells of wee" and they'll descend in Old Testament plague levels. It's even easier than getting CGB Spender to post in a thread about Apolyton.