Evil, evil Finland

[Provost Harrison]

You see, you're reputation brings people to view the thread. This is why you should be a writer as I said...

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Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
How many views?! In five hours?!

No wonder the server's creaking under the strain.

I think it is bedtime in Finland now as the server seems to be coping a little better now.

And the number of guests has gone down from 650 to normal levels of high 200's.

[HisMajestyBOB]

Good god

[monolith94]

I can remember coming back from a Helsinki suburb to the main Helsinki bus station. Cameron (the other male American student) and I didn't quite understand the train system, so I quickly perused the contents of the car and, having found the most attractive female, went on to ask her just how I could get there.

OMG was she hot.




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And helpful too!
I can just imagine her coming to this webboard, oh what a faux pas then...

[klesh]

Hey, I love Finland!!!!

Kaazläp iitia ökkeneevin blåviir ndamøjj dä shreëi vajstëer, møjain blëer. Ðaej ittiuä esiå jatte rännþ!!!

-FMK.

[Lars-E]

Yes Finns are very evil in a weird sense. No wonder cause they're elves. They have magical powers - they're able to get foreigners to post in their illegal abomination of a thread called Suomithreadi! It was supposed to be shut down, but those little elven fingers hexed and perplexed Ming. But then again I've always suspected Ming to be an elf. One of the good ones tho, not finnish.

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Winter War? Heard of sisu?

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Doping.

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The Finns have nothing to do with the fjords. They stick to their lakes. But they have come over across the border, especially in the 1700s when there was famine in Finland. "Finnforest" is an area where they settled and practised witchcraft. This is actually true. Some of them knew how to stop blood from running and so on.

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Yeah, the Canadians are bad.

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Theft again. Stole this concept from Norway.

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Finns are wild.

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For some reason this seemed quite natural to me. This is how it is.

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ottok yes. The nick sounds like the mix between an Asian barbarian and a Finn.

This just goes to prove that Finns deserve to rule the world.

With the English speaking Aasol as the leader.

and France is FRANCE, but Finland has had nothing to do with FRANCE, and will not either not neither.

No one wants to deal with the frogs. The literally talk down their noses. Which seem to be pointing towards heaven at all times.

And when Tolkein wanted to create people who were fat, hairy-feeted, gluttonous, and spent their days puffing on some unspecified plant with (most likely) narcotic quantities, he didn't just limit himself to ripping off English language.

Admitting the pointy ears.

We're going to get us away, ha-haa! We're going to get us away, ha haa he hee ho hoo!

Sounds like a little elf laffing.

Yes, well, you've got Prince Charles, and he certainly isn't right.

Talk about pointy ears. Elf half-breed. There might be a connection between elves and The isle of Ely, UK. The names seem somewhat alike. Maybe Bugs Bunny is more related to finnish elves than he'd like to think. His one eye sure is big.

Because those damn Yankees force Santa to go through chimney.

The Americans live on a different planet that's how it feels for a European when you come there. Also the yankees refer to foreigners as aliens. When you call an American on the phone the first thing he says is "Who's calling?" in a suspicious unfriendly manner. And don't talk about their mommas. That's the worst thing you can do to an American. They have a humongous oedipus complex obviously? For some reason it's fun to mention cheese. I suspect elven heritage.

15- Finns attract sharks. I have no figures to back this up.

That's because we keep ourself CLEAN.

Stefus reply must be elf-code cos it is slightly incomprehensible.

17- Where's ottok? What have you done with him?
We got him elected as President of United States.

To bring down the World order as we know it as such? He's doing a great job at that. Snicker.

Yes, he does. Santa is the real Antichrist, you see... he is trying to make children his followers by giving them presents on his competitor's birthday. Sounds Finnish, doesn't it?

Fake Santa for rich british kids live in Rovaniemi, Finland. True santa live in Norway - the way to the North (pole).

Antichrist sounds Finnish yes. They call upon Satan a lot when they swear.

I kinda like living here. I have talked to people who come from america to visit our country, and thay all say it's just like Minnesota in here... when it's winter...

The forests and all those lakes. Must be paradisical. Finland that is. NOT Minnesota.

I know we're evil, but I didn't understand all that elf/elk talk. I am probably bigger than anyone here... or maybe not, but still big... and there are lots of bigger people here than me.

Brits have an obsession with fantasy adventure stuff. Lord of the Rings, Hairy Pothead, and such.

You big elf you!

Thank you Bugs! You are bringing more and more Finns to the light!

Thanx? Won't you crack like the trolls do when exposed to light??

If you really want to attract Finns, just jump in front of a bus. They'll swarm around your mangled corpse like enraged bees, laughing and pointing whilst clutching their private parts in excitement.

Suomi rox!

Sure.

What does it tell from a nation when even their children are so obnoxious that you must pay fortunes just to get someone to look after them?

What do you expect? They send their kids in Concordes to Rovaniemi, Suomi for christmas shopping when everyone else goes to London.

Didn't you know that Santa Claus is orginally finnish? First he had green suit, and gray beard.

But then the evil American Coca Cola company came and changed his suit to red one and turned his beard to long white. What an *******s!!!!!!!

When are you Finns gonna come clean and admit to grand theft santa from Norway?!

Yeah the Americans have their own agenda.

I hope that all British people and people in US will be blown up to the Mars!!! (or anywhere else, just far away)

SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE!

SUOMI VOITTI KULTAA TAAS! JA NE VITUN JENKIT JÄI TOISEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

This is a show of the Finnish wildness I described earlier. And there's been quite a few other manifestations as well. This is why they won the winter war. I think sisu is involved. I know what sisu is, but if a finn could come up with a precise definition it would be nice.

Hallelujah! A Finn with no sense of humour! There is a God after all!

Finns have no humor. At least not in the films they produce and push across the border to other Nordic countries.

This thread is turning out be Suomithreadi! 2. U summoned Satan Bugs. The little demons are swarming the place. Take heed.

How many views?! In five hours?!

No wonder the server's creaking under the strain.

Finns are gonna rule Apoly after this Bugs. Hope this was a lesson for you. They're swarming like grasshoppers. If you don't speak Finnish and have a sense of humor Apolyton will be even duller than after CivNation was banned.

I think it is bedtime in Finland now as the server seems to be coping a little better now.

And the number of guests has gone down from 650 to normal levels of high 200's.

So the Finns were the cause of my agony a while back?

It's 1 am in finland now.

OMG was she hot.

I always suspected that finn girls were even hotter than swedes.

Kaazläp iitia ökkeneevin blåviir ndamøjj dä shreëi vajstëer, møjain blëer. Ðaej ittiuä esiå jatte rännþ!!!

As I said this is now officially a Finnish club thread. They're taking over.

Go to bed already FMK.

[Jogilius]

Beware! This thread is just the beginning. The most infamous so called flooder of all of those nasty Finns has registered to your forum!

You'll never get rid of us now, since every time I post here (and that would be approximately 154 post per day as soon as I get familiar with this new, fascinating frontier in which to practice my 24/7 online addiction) 2-10 replies from other finns will follow, leaving me absolutely no option but to reply to them as well. Soon no less than 90 % of your Apolyton Forums will consist of replies by Finns. And as soon as we have conquered this forum, we will go on to other forums and we shall never rest, untill we have control over all the discussion forums all over the net.


Anyhoo, I won't be starting the revolution tomorrow, since I have to go for a cruise ("for a change" ) and get drunk like the finns always do.



Mutta älkää peljätkö, sillä te olette vielä kuuleva minusta!

[Lars-E]

Are you some sort of virus?

[Jogilius]

Originally posted by Lars-E
Are you some sort of virus?

No, I'm just a drunken teenager, who found the joys of spending every f*****g day in a Finnish discussion forum less than a year ago, but who was discovered to be a freak/phenomenon that the Finnish internet life had never witnessed before in less than two weeks.

[Pekka]

Lars, you wanted someone to describe sisu?
I'll give it a try.. Ofcourse everyone who reads this, please make some corrections if you see it needed.
It has many meanings:

1.) It's the worst candy EVER. Tastes like ****.

2.) I think it as a mental disorder that comes with in our genes.
It means you never ever (NNNNNEVER) give up or even back down a little. Even if it's stupid not to. Sisu comes with stubborn people. My friend once made 25km walk because I told him he couldn't do it. Well we were naturally drunk, but he made it, just to show he could. Now that was quite stupid? He needed some sisu to do it, and was too stubborn. That leads to saying 'teen sen ihan piruuttani'.
Someone else should translate it .

Uhh,, actually now that i try to explain it, i realized it can't be explained.

[Lars-E]

It's about toughness right?

[Jogilius]

Originally posted by Lars-E
It's about toughness right?

Well yeah, but not in a "tough guy" manner.

If a fellow has a lot of SISU, he never gives up and fights to the end. It's not really stubborness, since stubborness has a negative tone to it, and SISU is mostly a positive concept. Well, sure stubborness is sometimes a part of it, but...

Sisu - not giving up... managing in a REALLY cold weather if needed. Marching a zillion kilometres for a new horseshoe, if one has decided so.

[Lars-E]

Originally posted by Jogilius
Sisu - not giving up... managing in a REALLY cold weather if needed. Marching a zillion kilometres for a new horseshoe, if one has decided so.

Did sisu play a part in the Winter War against the Russian Bear?

For some reason I think that Finns like Scooter, the German 'starlet'?

[Jogilius]

Originally posted by Lars-E


Did sisu play a part in the Winter War against the Russian Bear?

For some reason I think that Finns like Scooter, the German 'starlet'?

Question nummer eins... JAA JAA...

Die Frage nummer Zwei... Keine Anus... Woher hast du so einen hunch bekommen? Na, jedenfalls mage ich Rammstein.

[mactbone]

I bow to the only good thing from Finland.

Knute Rockne, may his name always fill the hallowed halls.

I thank him for the great seasons at Notre Dame, and the invention of the forward pass.