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**The Mad Monk** · February 13, 2002, 18:02

Never before has the title, "Settler" been more appropriate.

We have been well and truly settled!

So...any wagers on what will happen when the Finn "unstoppable force" meets the Apolyton "immovable object"?

Hmmm...?

**Kassiopeia** · February 13, 2002, 18:13

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
Amazing feat? Attracting Finns to forums is like killing fish in a barrel. With gelignite.

Just stick up a thread like "Helsinki smells of wee" and they'll descend in Old Testament plague levels. It's even easier than getting CGB Spender to post in a thread about Apolyton.

But, does this mean that you attracted all these Flies - I mean, Finns - here on purpose?

**Provost Harrison** · February 13, 2002, 18:32

LOL what the f**k have you spawned Laz? You've opened a veritable Finnish Pandora's Box here

So many of them...now you know how they defeated the Soviets; they look set to overrun the internation community that is Apolyton. I bet there are really 12 billion Finns but they just keep them well hidden

**Paul Hanson** · February 13, 2002, 18:33

Well, they wouldn't regsister the ones who steal parts of Norway, so that's about 10 billion of them unaccounted for.

**Nappe1** · February 13, 2002, 18:38

well, truth is that we don't steal anything from norway... BUT we steal land from sweden and because swedes don't like finding out that someone has stolen their land, they'll take some from norwergians...

**Zopperoni** · February 13, 2002, 18:44

Originally posted by Nappe1
well, truth is that we don't steal anything from norway... BUT we steal land from sweden and because swedes don't like finding out that someone has stolen their land, they'll take some from norwergians...

Tell me...are you actually stealing land, because the cannon-fire involved in the first performance of Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture in Stalingrad was so powerful that it sank half of Finland?

**Provost Harrison** · February 13, 2002, 18:45

I wonder how they manage to feed all those 12 billion Finns? They must live on nothing but snow and lakewater

**Paul Hanson** · February 13, 2002, 19:34

You obviously didn't reads Bugs' original post close enough.

It is a well-known fact that elks outnumber Finns 19.5:1. And what does elk mean? That's right, elk scrotums! There ar more than enough for all the 12 billions Finns, and still some left for export (mainly for use in traditional Chinese medicines).

**gopher** · February 13, 2002, 20:13

It is so sad to see a Finlandi Forum Event Horizon occur in this forum

We are all so familiar with this particular event, but I thought that the few Finns in Apolyton were not enough to go Critical Mass and communicate our existance to others in the Motherland. Ottok gave me a scare or two, but thankfully we got through it.

Well, thanks Bugs, we are in Situation Overloard.

TO ALL FINNS:
As a member of these boards, I can be very useful in supplying you information on some of the elements on these boards who may somehow try to fight your new and (hopefully) benevolent rule of these VBB forums.

May I humbly suggest going after the Australians first?

**Martee** · February 13, 2002, 20:14

Well Mr. Bunny has been fixated with Finland for quite some time now, I presume.
Still I have to respect the knowledge he has from a small scandinavian country, assuming he is not a double agent working for finnish security police force trying to catch the last remaining russian spies that are still corrupting our beautiful country with soviet thoughts.

Fun to read... this thread is spreading on the irc, at least I caught it from there.

I´ll go now and squeeze a finni

Evil, Evil Åland

**Lefty Scaevola** · February 13, 2002, 20:56

I have often wondered: What does a certain part of male anatomy looked like, after its pwner cooks in a sauna and leaps into a snow bank, particularly, what color?

**Maailmanmestari** · February 14, 2002, 03:43

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
LOL what the f**k have you spawned Laz? You've opened a veritable Finnish Pandora's Box here

So many of them...now you know how they defeated the Soviets; they look set to overrun the internation community that is Apolyton. I bet there are really 12 billion Finns but they just keep them well hidden

LOL

... But you're right! There are about 12 billion of us in here, officially 5 billion, but as you said, 7 billion is hidden somewhere.

If I tell you the truth, even we don't know where the rest 7 billion lives. They have their own sub-culture somewhere underground, they have their own communities.

When the war had began in 40's, they suddenly apperared to defend Finland with us. But when the war was over, they disappeared as quickly as they had appeared.

**Maailmanmestari** · February 14, 2002, 03:49

Your clock sucks

And btw, your forum clock suxor, it's 10minutes wrong.

**ixnay** · February 14, 2002, 03:55

Re: Your clock sucks

Originally posted by Maailmanmestari
And btw, your forum clock suxor, it's 10minutes wrong.

If you want to go complain about it, go post on THIS THREAD

**Zopperoni** · February 14, 2002, 05:18

Re: Your clock sucks

Originally posted by Maailmanmestari
And btw, your forum clock suxor, it's 10minutes wrong.

If you're not happy, then go away

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