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  • #91
    Originally posted by JohnT


    No pun intended, I'm sure.
    Glad to see that I wasn't the only one thinking that...
    Haven't been here for ages....

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    • #92
      Originally posted by DanielXY
      both need new gfs, simple
      You mean gfx, right?
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      • #93
        In other news, you're not a banana tree.
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Pekka
          mrFun, NO! If we don' tmake women object of sex, then few of them will starve themselves and become anorectic, because well.,.. so that men would desire them... you know because we set the sexy standard sick like that.. so we better make some 'women DROOL!' threads, or we become killers.

          I guess it should be "I'd rather play computer games than have sex". .. that would be better.. but then again, that's racist against sex addicts, and today's internets is making people sex addicts to fuel the sex industry that pays lot of tax money to our societies, so are you willing ot pay that money? Well.. are you? If not, then please take that communist doodoo to NK and keep supporting the terrorist!

          Are you mocking my knee-jerk, politically correct statement?
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #95
            MrFun, YES! HAHA BU POW!
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #96
              This need to be celebrated; MrFun is actually funny!

              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Pekka
                MrFun, YES! HAHA BU POW!

                Go make fun of Russian people and leave us gays alone.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #98
                  I never joke about Russians.. why would I? No I need to stay sharp and never underestimate.. yes.. in the darkness of the night when you can see yourself breath and you feel the coldness in your ribs in shortness of breath and little stabbing pain, you hear better and your senses are at their peak... but you have to be careful not to pick up false signals, as paranoia takes place when you are navigating with the stars and ear... don't watch the moon, it will weaken you... never let the moon dominate the night, as the enemy can sneak up to you without you hearing it... don't show patterns of action, because he will stop when you stop and you can't hear them and your two senses are fooled....... trust your instincts... don't let the pitch black and cold scare you, they are your ally.. no better stay cool...

                  So I rather joke about gays. It's a gay trap! I don't joke about gays, I joke about issues. People don't fight people, issues fight issues.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Last Conformist
                    In other news, you're not a banana tree.
                    Seriously? How would you know?
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                    • dude, this thread is so pathetic it makes me want to bang my GF to compensate for your patheticness
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                      • Originally posted by Mercator


                        Seriously? How would you know?
                        God told me.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman
                          Me too.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • Originally posted by MRT144
                            dude, this thread is so pathetic it makes me want to bang my GF to compensate for your patheticness


                            I haven't played games for over a week.
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                            • Originally posted by Last Conformist
                              God told me.
                              Oh, OK. (and it's Freddie Mercury who's the banana tree)
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                              • Originally posted by Saint Marcus
                                I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P

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