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  • #46
    Have you tried both at the same time, might be kinky.
    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by DanielXY
      both need new gfs, simple
      I'd be more on the "both of their gfs need new bfs, simple" side myself...
      Stop Quoting Ben

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      • #48
        Eh, I'd say the woman. I've already played plenty of video games.
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        • #49
          So what? Torquay United is in a fierce fight to gain promotion to the Premier legue. I don't allow my digital players to have sex before an important match, so why should I? I must lead by example after all! I and the players owe it to the Plainmoor faithful!
          Championship Manager?

          I had to force myself to stop playing that game. It is worse than any other I have ever played for taking up time.

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          • #50
            On another note, I'm very surprised that nobody's made a puerile pun on the word "joystick" yet...
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            • #51
              Nice hit 'n run post, Diss.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Albert Speer
                guess what, Dissident!

                you and me have something in common!

                AND, you both are virgins.

                Diss, you say you like video games more that sex because you dont have the opportunity to get laid. If you had, you would choose sex first in a sec.
                Also, not having sex regularly is something you bring up often, and it seams to mean so much to you that you often put yourself down thinking about it, which makes you lose self-confidence, which is also something you mention often about yourself.
                Now, trying to compensate for that, you are trying to tell your self that YES in fact you do like video games better than sex to, in a way, make your self beleive that you are "inactive" by choice and not because you are not "lucky" or whatever.

                Spec.
                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                • #53
                  I'd rather eat than drink.

                  Nah Diss, it's not a multiple question where only one answer is correct..
                  In da butt.
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                  • #54
                    I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P
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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Saint Marcus
                      I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P
                      What's wrong with you people?
                      'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
                      G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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                      • #56
                        Is Specs assertion about virginity correct ?

                        If it is then it is impossible to say what you would prefer, since you have never done one of the activities !!

                        My personal choice is sex, every time . My video game is always "in the mood" so I can always get back to it.
                        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Saint Marcus
                          I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P

                          There is more than one position you know. As long as you have a healthy imagination, sex shouldn't ever become a chore. The girl may become a bore but sex won't.
                          Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                          • #58
                            Also for those that want to play video games over sex, ya'll do know that sex is more than the couple minutes it takes you to poke it and get off. There is way more involved if you take the time to find it
                            Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Saint Marcus
                              After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore.

                              Then you either lack skills or imagination. The possibilities are endless . .. explore them.
                              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                              • #60
                                dp
                                Last edited by alva; November 16, 2004, 12:34.
                                Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                                Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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