I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

[Imran Siddiqui]

I'm thinking this might be a form of denial for some of you.

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?

[Ted Striker]

Hey Diss,

How about playing a computer game about having sex with a woman?!

[Blake]

I err played one of those once, was visiting an airforce base with school, it was like a slot machine.. you put coins in the slot, just to clarify. Rather tasteless really

[Chemical Ollie]

Well, for myself, I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a man

[Ted Striker]

[Ted Striker]

In related news, Half life 2 came out about 30 minutes ago

[Atahualpa]

Re: I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

Originally posted by Dissident
Is something wrong with me?

I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?

You are compensating for your fear of having sex.

[Atahualpa]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
In related news, Half life 2 came out about 30 minutes ago

Yes, but you cannot play until they open their activation servers, which their publisher has denied them to do until November 18th or so.

[Jon Miller]

I have found that video games lower my sex drive

sometimes this is a good thing (as in makes me happier)

but actually, I know a lot of guys who have turned down sex to play video games (especially MMORPGs)

Jon Miller

[DanielXY]

Hehe, dont kid yourself of course you want sex... maybe you prefer video games to a **** with a hooker... but would you turn down real sex with a real hot woman that loves you? I call bs ...

[Blake]

Oooooh! New Blizzard marketing slogan!
World of Warcraft: The ultimate contraceptive.

[Ben Kenobi]

I can't imagine that.

I'd rather be with a woman than playing games anyday.

[joncha]

Really? Even if it was a wholesome, Biblical-themed game?

[Kropotkin]

So what? Torquay United is in a fierce fight to gain promotion to the Premier legue. I don't allow my digital players to have sex before an important match, so why should I? I must lead by example after all! I and the players owe it to the Plainmoor faithful!

What? Me living in a fantasy world? Nah, I don't believe you!

[Jon Miller]

let's see, one guy turned down a hookup with his ex

the other often does not want to go see his girlfreind (would rather play), this pisses her off and also I think, especially since he often wants to play at night, that it probably loses him some sex (he often doesn't go and spend the night with her as she wishes)

(these guys are both housemates of mine)

Jon Miller