Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 12
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 11 12 template Next
  • #1

    I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

    Is something wrong with me?

    I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?
    Tags: None
  • #2
    guess what, Dissident!

    you and me have something in common!
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

    Comment

    • #3
      Originally posted by Albert Speer
      guess what, Dissident!

      you and me have something in common!

      Comment

      • #4
        video games

        Comment

        • #5
          it just occurred to me that all of apolyton's gay population shares our sentiments.
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

          Comment

          • #6
            yes, you may want to explore that.
            Golfing since 67

            Comment

            • #7
              Somewhere away from Poly...


              I'd prefer a woman to computer games myself. Hell, even to forum games.
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

              Comment

              • #8
                Originally posted by Albert Speer
                it just occurred to me that all of apolyton's gay population shares our sentiments.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

                  Originally posted by Dissident
                  Is something wrong with me?
                  Yes, you suffer from depression. Depression lowers your sex drive.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Seeing as I'm here and my wife is in Hawaii for 3 months, I have to agree with Diss.



                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      You're saying you wouldn't want her teleported back for a short period of time if you could?
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        The Sunshine Girl >>> computer games
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Re: I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

                          Originally posted by Dissident
                          Is something wrong with me?

                          I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?
                          You have C&C Generals or Zero Hour?

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                            You're saying you wouldn't want her teleported back for a short period of time if you could?
                            Of course but since that's impossible.......

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              I'm thinking this might be a form of denial for some of you. You're not getting laid so you are pretending that you really don't care or that you no longer want to get laid. Of course you want to get laid and admiting that fact is the first step towards getting laid.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 3 4 5 11 12 template Next
                              Working...
                              X