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  • #31
    both need new gfs, simple
    If its no fun why do it? Dance like noone is watching...

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    • #32
      Really? Even if it was a wholesome, Biblical-themed game?
      No, I wouldn't.
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      • #33
        both need new gfs, simple
        So the problem is simply the lack of gf's who are as easy as computer games?

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        • #34
          Think the problem is that Diss got Evercrack 2 the other day, and MMORPGs have this effect on people.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Ted Striker
            In related news, Half life 2 came out about 30 minutes ago
            Downloading it now.
            "Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"

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            • #36
              Diss, try asking your gf to, instead of moaning, tell you that you are the greatest ruler in the universe. Works for me...well, not that I've ever tried it...
              Long time member @ Apolyton
              Civilization player since the dawn of time

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              • #37
                Re: I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

                Originally posted by Dissident
                Is something wrong with me?

                I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?
                I'll lay a wreath at The Tomb of the Unblown Sailor for you.
                He's got the Midas touch.
                But he touched it too much!
                Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Blake
                  Oooooh! New Blizzard marketing slogan!
                  World of Warcraft: The ultimate contraceptive.

                  He's got the Midas touch.
                  But he touched it too much!
                  Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                  • #39
                    Depends on the woman.
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #40
                      A friend of mine saw its relationship destroyed because her boyfriend played far too much Civ3 (while pretending he had no time for her).
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #41
                        "Its" relationship?
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #42
                          I think the more relevant question is, would you rather spend your time playing computer games or downloading porn?

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                          • #43
                            How are those mutually exclusive?
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • #44
                              You'll have to ask someone who actually wastes time playing computer games.

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                              • #45
                                Re: I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

                                Originally posted by Dissident
                                Is something wrong with me?

                                I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?
                                Maybe you should marry your computer?
                                'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
                                G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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