Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Originally posted by Asher

    Me too.
    Yeah, but you're a pufta. What's infinity worse is that you also like Microsoft.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

    Comment



    • I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P


      True, things slow down after a while but I've never thought of sex as a dull chore. You just need to spice things up a bit in order to keep it interesting and you won't do that by ignoring her and playing video games.

      It's no wonder the west's birth rate is declining! We've got boys who would rather nail level 3 then nail their girl.
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

      Comment


      • I think some people fail to understand just how good WC3 is - assuming ofcourse it's being played on battle.net

        Comment


        • What many of you really need is a woman who will have sex with you at the keyboard.
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

          Comment


          • keep the music on in the background and have her make beeping noises and the like... that way it would be like she's the video game!
            Monkey!!!

            Comment


            • Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
              What many of you really need is a woman who will have sex with you at the keyboard.



              Next thing it will be like the Seinfeld episode where George was attempting his version of nirvana-- sex watching TV and eating food all at the same time
              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

              Comment


              • Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                What many of you really need is a woman who will have sex with you at the keyboard.
                I can just see it..

                > You only won because I was having sex with my gf
                random b.net lamer> stfu loser

                Comment


                • I'm shocked, I'm shocked!

                  Sex is so much better than any videogame that even bad sex is better than a videogame.
                  I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

                  Comment


                  • STFU n00b!
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

                    Comment


                    • Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                      What many of you really need is a woman who will have sex with you at the keyboard.
                      Where would one find such? eBay?
                      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

                      Comment


                      • Originally posted by Oerdin
                        [q]

                        It's no wonder the west's birth rate is declining! We've got boys who would rather nail level 3 then nail their girl.
                        This is going in my sig line.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

                        Comment


                        • Originally posted by Alex
                          I'm shocked, I'm shocked!

                          Sex is so much better than any videogame that even bad sex is better than a videogame.
                          There is something very wrong when a young man's blood boils more for a video game then the thighs of a woman.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

                          Comment


                          • Originally posted by Last Conformist

                            Where would one find such? eBay?
                            Women who are willing to have sex are often found at schools, bars, restaurants, sporting events, public parks, gyms, and any where else social interaction can be found. Please note that internet chat rooms and online forums do not count as social interaction in this case.
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

                            Comment


                            • This is ridiculous. If everybody would just concentrate on playing video games for the next 30 years, the world would be so much better off.

                              And if you absolutely insist on having love and affection, buy a dog.

                              Comment


                              • Originally posted by Blake

                                That's just because you boys have boring partners.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X