I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

[Dis]

This thread has been interesting. I think I have my desired response

It probably looks like a childish troll, but I have a point.

But I was thinking yesterday. Why am I here playing a computer game when I can go out and have sex? Yes I'd have to pay for it. But sex is sex right? So here I am playing everquest 2 when I could be having the time of my life. It's not like I don't have the money. Why then?

Part of my reason is laziness. The other part is social anxiety. I just don't like going outside (unless I'm hiking/camping). Being in public has never been something I like to do.

Sometimes I think I have given up on women. But I doubt that is true. If it was, I'd probably have killed myself by now. I still want a girlfriend. But I have given up on looking for one. I can't talk to women, this cannot be changed. This will always be the case.

computer games are my escape from reality. A way not to face my problems. I have faced my problems before mind you, I just wasn't successful. I suppose you could call me a quitter.

hmmm. I don't know why I reveal so much about myself on online forums. I would never tell anyone this in real life. It's funny how the internet is.

[Theben]

You sick little monkey. Go have sex with a female now!

Not that I can say anything at the moment, but I CAN say that sex with woman* PwnZ> video games.

* Unless woman is diseased, hooker that you must pay for, or a sleazy skank.

[Dis]

what do you have against skanks?

skanks have right to ya know

[Theben]

Hookers & skanks= greater % chance of catching a nasty STD

[Jon Miller]

computer games are escapism

so of course they 'usually' decrease sex drive (*unless there is a hot elf...)

JM

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by alva
Yeah so? Given the choice:
1. Would you rather make love to someone who's faking it because he/she's not in the mood
2. Is just honest about it ?

Where did that come from?

[Zulu Elephant]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
(*unless there is a hot elf...)

[Alexander's Horse]

I've been waiting for someone to come in and say they do have a g/f who will service them whilst using the comp - but looks like you losers don't.

[Ben Kenobi]

I'm sure the missus will appreciate that, AH.

[:) Smiley]

It's only a matter of time (or who knows, maybe the Japanese have it already) before some geek builds a computer peripheral that substitutes for a human being.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Dissident


ahh, but the saying goes: women can sense desperation.

I figure the more I ignore them. The better chances of me getting a girlfriend. So for now, I'm concentrating on computer games.

It will work, but remember that they have to see you ignoring them. This means you have to mix it up a little bit, and can't just camp in your apartment / house all of the time.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Dissident


actually this is my fantasy. To be having sex while playing Baldur's Gate2.

With Vicona?

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


And I find it interesting, that Flubber, with a kid, does not find it as boring as those without.

Boring ?? NEVER. There is oh so much to do and so little time.

As for the influence of having a child .. . our son just takes up so much time that you really come to value any time you get as a couple . . . . regardless of what you happen to be doing

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Oerdin


I guess it's true that those who go without want the most while those who have plenty...

Isn't that just self-evident ? One really wants the first cupcake but after eating three one thinks thats enough for now.

Isn't that phenomenon true for almost everything you might desire? As the desire is fulfilled, the desire for even more of the "something " is less.

[Sprayber]

Originally posted by Oerdin


Women who are willing to have sex are often found at schools, bars, restaurants, sporting events, public parks, gyms, and any where else social interaction can be found. Please note that internet chat rooms and online forums do not count as social interaction in this case.

I don't know about that. You can get a lot of trim from chatrooms. If your interested in numbers over quality