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  • #31
    Re: There is only one word for this...

    Originally posted by Guynemer
    WUTANG!

    I just got back from the best first date of my life. As luck would have it, it was with the best-looking woman I've ever dated (by a country mile). A chemical engineering Ph.D. candidate, originally from Korea, trained at UBC. Funny, easy to talk to (not an unremarkable thing for me, I tend to be tongue-tied around women), absolutely gorgeous, and a body that could best be described as "eminently lickable." She was talking about what we should do on future dates before our salad even arrived, so I think she liked me.

    Only three problems:

    1. She's a bit older than me--she's 31. I don't really care, and she doesn't look a day over 26 anyway, but I suppose it could end up being a problem.

    2. She thinks I look like John Carter from ER, so she's clearly delusional.

    3. If I have learned anything is my life, I am destined to royally **** this up somehow.

    Regardless, I'm gonna try to set something up on a weeknight this week, as I'll be working weekend call for the next couple weeks. She mentioned enjoying playing with dogs at a pet shop or shelter, then a dollar movie, then a local ice cream place; this, to me, is a nigh-perfect date. I really like this woman; the whole experience even took the edge off of the Michigan-Notre Dame game, believe it or not.

    Perhaps this whole "doctor" thing is going to pay off after all.
    Her age shouldn't matter within reason. Would you be concerned if she were 5 years younger than you?

    You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You had a long term relationship where she went somewhat mental, correct? Where is that on you?

    Just relax and enjoy a bit of the road that life is gonna take you on. Maybe it works and is forever, and maybe not. Who knows? The point is the trip, and that she is hot.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by JohnT


      Ahhh, the bells of romance.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by DaShi
        An older Asian women looking to get naturalized. Very eager on the first date. Alarms should be going off.

        Ted, you can find hundreds of women like that in Asia. Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.
        I was under the impression she had forged her own way here and was a self made woman, and she just thought that Guy was the Shizzo for Rizzo.
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        • #34
          Are pwned by the thump of the headboard.
          You can't do that all the time.
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          • #35
            He takes Viagra though.
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            • #36
              Agathon?

              Surely not.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


                You can't do that all the time.
                And why not?!
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                • #38
                  Well you gotta eat sometime.

                  Though some of you hot shots will combine food and the headboard in some sort of perverted food festival.
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                  • #39
                    I do believe we were both thinking of this fellow, eh?

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                    • #40


                      That's the one!

                      I actually had his name in my last post but wanted to be more cryptic.
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                      • #41
                        Damn. The George reference made the post.
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                        • #42
                          originally from Korea


                          She was talking about what we should do on future dates before our salad even arrived, so I think she liked me.


                          She's a bit older than me--she's 31. I don't really care, and she doesn't look a day over 26 anyway, but I suppose it could end up being a problem.


                          Dude, she wants to get married and soon. If you aren't looking for that, best to get out now.

                          Sorry...

                          edit:
                          An older Asian women looking to get naturalized. Very eager on the first date. Alarms should be going off.

                          Ted, you can find hundreds of women like that in Asia. Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.


                          Seems DaShi saw the same thing as me.
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                          • #43
                            Re: There is only one word for this...

                            Originally posted by Guynemer
                            COWBELL!

                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #44
                              ya, admits to 31 and not married.....
                              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                              • #45
                                People, people, people. Come on.

                                She is established here. She'll almost certainly become a professor at Ohio State once she finishes her Ph.D. next year. She is not looking to get married.

                                I am simply just that charming.

                                Set-up date #2 just now, while still in a post-call daze. Took her original suggestion of playing with dogs, dollar movie, ice cream, and managed to negotiate it into playing with dogs, me making dinner, watching a DVD, and ice cream/dessert at my place.

                                Oh hell yeah. Friday night, baby. Only drawback is I'm oncall Saturday, so I probably should get a decent night's sleep Friday. But, then again, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.


                                And I met her on match.com. Holy crap, there are actually some REALLY good-looking women on there. Including, much to my surprise, a co-intern of mine who I thought was already taken/married. She was the first person I noticed when I went to orientation, just a staggeringly-beautiful young woman of Indian heritage. Just noticed her on there Friday, haven't had the chance to talk to her about it yet... I figure I'll have to acknowledge it sooner rather than later, or we'll both be too weirded out to talk to each other in any capacity; and we'll be working the NICU together in the Spring, so awkwardness would be bad.
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