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    WUTANG!


    I just got back from the best first date of my life. As luck would have it, it was with the best-looking woman I've ever dated (by a country mile). A chemical engineering Ph.D. candidate, originally from Korea, trained at UBC. Funny, easy to talk to (not an unremarkable thing for me, I tend to be tongue-tied around women), absolutely gorgeous, and a body that could best be described as "eminently lickable." She was talking about what we should do on future dates before our salad even arrived, so I think she liked me.

    Only three problems:

    1. She's a bit older than me--she's 31. I don't really care, and she doesn't look a day over 26 anyway, but I suppose it could end up being a problem.

    2. She thinks I look like John Carter from ER, so she's clearly delusional.

    3. If I have learned anything is my life, I am destined to royally **** this up somehow.


    Regardless, I'm gonna try to set something up on a weeknight this week, as I'll be working weekend call for the next couple weeks. She mentioned enjoying playing with dogs at a pet shop or shelter, then a dollar movie, then a local ice cream place; this, to me, is a nigh-perfect date. I really like this woman; the whole experience even took the edge off of the Michigan-Notre Dame game, believe it or not.

    Perhaps this whole "doctor" thing is going to pay off after all.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    Awesome job. The only downside being the UBC thing, but obviously she's moved away from that.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      Nicely done!! Can you PM me with the details of the guy who faked your phd?

      Seriously, good luck and congrats!
      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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      • #4
        My Ph.D.?

        Nope. My faked degree is a M.D.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          The age difference will matter less as you get older, so it's no big thang.

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          • #6
            Is she Canadian (naturalized) or American (naturalized)?
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              In nine years, you could be like Warren Beatty. When he significant other got to 40, he "changed her in for a couple of twenties".
              Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
              Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
              "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
              From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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              • #8
                She's not naturalized anywhere, but has a green card in Canada.


                Lefty--oh damn yeah.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9
                  Awesome job. The only downside being the UBC thing, but obviously she's moved away from that.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                  2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                  • #10
                    I was going to have her citizenship revoked for not watching tonight's game, but if it's only a green card, it's alright.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      And glad to hear your date went well Guynemer.

                      It's about time something started to go your way.
                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                      2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                      • #12


                        Good luck

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                        • #13
                          The age difference will matter less as you get older, so it's no big thang.
                          ... women live longer than men
                          -->Visit CGN!
                          -->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944

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                          • #14
                            Show her that Wutang is for the children
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • #15
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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