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good luck guy! detroit sucks!
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good luck guy! detroit sucks!To us, it is the BEAST. -
She is, however, a big hockey fan.Originally posted by Asher
I was going to have her citizenship revoked for not watching tonight's game, but if it's only a green card, it's alright.
It might be love."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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You should call your ex and thank her.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Re: There is only one word for this...
Nice work Pimp.Originally posted by Guynemer
WUTANG!
I just got back from the best first date of my life. As luck would have it, it was with the best-looking woman I've ever dated (by a country mile). A chemical engineering Ph.D. candidate, originally from Korea, trained at UBC. Funny, easy to talk to (not an unremarkable thing for me, I tend to be tongue-tied around women), absolutely gorgeous, and a body that could best be described as "eminently lickable." She was talking about what we should do on future dates before our salad even arrived, so I think she liked me.
Only three problems:
1. She's a bit older than me--she's 31. I don't really care, and she doesn't look a day over 26 anyway, but I suppose it could end up being a problem.
2. She thinks I look like John Carter from ER, so she's clearly delusional.
3. If I have learned anything is my life, I am destined to royally **** this up somehow.
Regardless, I'm gonna try to set something up on a weeknight this week, as I'll be working weekend call for the next couple weeks. She mentioned enjoying playing with dogs at a pet shop or shelter, then a dollar movie, then a local ice cream place; this, to me, is a nigh-perfect date. I really like this woman; the whole experience even took the edge off of the Michigan-Notre Dame game, believe it or not.
Perhaps this whole "doctor" thing is going to pay off after all.
She sounds amazing. Women like that are really hard to find, so best of luck.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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How'd you meet her, player?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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He's got a fever....and the only perscription is.....
MORE COWBELL!
Go Guynemer!
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Yeah, I had the same question to.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
How'd you meet her, player?
Usually women like that are met only by chance because they are usually at their jobs 24/7.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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The one thing that sucks about being in a long term relationship is no more discovery phases. I think that's the best part of a relationship, when you're learning all about a new person.
That's why I keep so secret. So I can dole stuff out for the long haul. In 50 years, Bunnygrrl will still be learning new stuff about me.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Wutang is for the Cowbell.
"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-BokononComment
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An older Asian women looking to get naturalized. Very eager on the first date. Alarms should be going off.
Ted, you can find hundreds of women like that in Asia. Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Ahhh, the bells of romance.Originally posted by DaShi
An older Asian women looking to get naturalized. Very eager on the first date. Alarms should be going off.
Ted, you can find hundreds of women like that in Asia. Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.
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I can't believe that people go out on first dates that don't end with full sex. What's the point?
I never even went out on dates. As a famous Australian poet said, "Why not just get to the goodies straight off?"Only feebs vote.Comment
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Asian Women:
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Are pwned by the thump of the headboard.Ahhh, the bells of romance.Only feebs vote.Comment
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An older Asian women looking to get naturalized. Very eager on the first date. Alarms should be going off.
Dude, she's HOT
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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