Marriage

[Whaleboy]

Shhh!! I may be a complete pvssy in private, but in public I'm a raving troglodyte!

[Ben Kenobi]

I don't do cute.

All marriages are 'cute'.

That's part of the whole point of doing them...

[Whaleboy]

I thought the whole point of doing them was a contract of ownership?

[Ben Kenobi]

To women?

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
I thought the whole point of doing them was a contract of ownership?

And I thought you weren't into that sort of thing

Although it does save you from selling your soul for a doughnut to Satan.

[Whaleboy]

To women?

I call ambiguity!

And I thought you weren't into that sort of thing

Meh, if you can't beat them...

Although it does save you from selling your soul for a doughnut to Satan.

Do I get a trial with Blackbeard on the jury? I don't care if I get sent down, that would be cool enough to easily justify an eternity of damnation...

[Ben Kenobi]

I call ambiguity!

They like this sort of cuteness we've been talking about.

Doesn't seem all that ambigious to me.

[Whaleboy]

What's freaking me out right now is Ann Coulter in your avatar. I need reassurance

[Ben Kenobi]

You think I'm a chick?

That perhaps this might not be me posting?

[Whaleboy]

You think I'm a chick?

I didn't think you swung that way...

[Nimrod]

The union of two poeple showing their love can be a great thing, for them. However, when I am dating a woman, I find myself being held down at times like there is a ball and chain already attached, I still hold the key. When I marry her, I feel as though I should be putting a key instead of ring around her finger.

And for that I will always be a proud member of NO MA'AM.

[Dis]

Originally posted by lightblue
What's the difference between living with someone for the rest of your life but not getting married and living with someone for the rest of your life and getting married?

Big party, lots of toasters and other gifts, and abetter protected legal status. If/When I know I have found "the one" I'll probably propose at some point, say something like 3 years in.

are you a guy? did you not read the part about a women getting half you own, even if she doesn't even work? Not to mention she gets to keep the kids, and if you're lucky, you get to see them on weekends.

[Ben Kenobi]

I didn't think you swung that way...

I was thinking more along the lines of Ixy and Potassium.

But I suppose this works too.

[Ben Kenobi]

Dissident:

So marry a woman who sees divorce like cutting off a part of yourself.

Not all women are gold-diggers.

[Dis]

all american women are.