Marriage

[Dis]

Originally posted by Kontiki


That may be the case if you're inclined to marry a goldbricking piece of white trash. However, if you set your aims a little higher and marry someone who is actually at least your equal in terms of intelligence and earning potential, not to mention someone that actually has similar interests, ambitions and goals in life, there is no "advantage" to be had in a marriage other than a mutual one.

you need to see how women are in the U.S. Most women are goldbricking pieces of white trash

Yes it would be nice if I could meet a woman with my intelligence. But that's unlikely to happen

[Kontiki]

Originally posted by Dissident


you need to see how women are in the U.S. Most women are goldbricking pieces of white trash

Yes it would be nice if I could meet a woman with my intelligence. But that's unlikely to happen

Not too many roaming around your trailer park?

[Winston]

I think most people will agree that marriage is a complicated matter, as evidenced by this classic Monty Python sketch:

(A large sign saying 'Registry Office ', 'Marriages' etc. A man is talking to the registrar.)
Man (Terry Jones): Er, excuse me, I want to get married.
Registrar (Eric Idle): I'm afraid I'm already married, sir.
Man: Er, no, no. I just want to get married.
Registrar: I could get a divorce, I suppose, but it'll be a bit of a wrench.
Man: Er, no, no. That wouldn't be necessary because...
Registrar: You see, would you come to my place or should I have to come to yours, because I've just got a big mortgage.
Man: No, no, I want to get married here.
Registrar: Oh dear. I had my heart set on a church wedding.
Man: Look, I just want you to marry me... to...
Registrar: I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. You sure you want to get married?
Man: Yes. I want to get married very quickly.
Registrar: Suits me, sir. Suits me.
Man: I don't want to marry you!
Registrar: There is such a thing as breach of promise, sir.
Man: Look, I just want you to act as registrar and marry me.
Registrar: I will marry you sir, but please make up your mind. Please don't trifle with my affections.
Man: I'm sorry, but...
Registrar: That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.
Man: Look, I'm already engaged.
Registrar: (agreeing and thinking) Yes, and I'm already married. Still we'll get round it.
Second Man (Michael Palin): (entering) Good morning. I want to get married.
Registrar: I'm afraid I'm already marrying this gentleman, sir.
Second Man: Well, can I get married after him?
Registrar: Well, divorce isn't as quick as that, sir. Still, if you're keen.
Third Man (Graham Chapman): (entering) I want to get married, please.
Registrar: Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir.
Third Man: What, those two getting married... Nigel! What are you doing marrying him?
Registrar: He's marrying me first, sir.
Third Man: He's engaged to me.
Fourth Man (John Cleese): (big and butch) Come on, Henry.
Registrar: Blimey, the wife.
Second Man: Will you marry me?
Fourth Man: I'm already married.
(Cut to a photo of all five of them standing happily outside a house.)
Voice Over (Terry Jones): Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you mustn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

[Verres]

Originally posted by Dissident
also it is a proven fact you get less blowjobs after you're married.

Being female, that really doesnt bother me

[Japher]

Ya know, they found the one thing that kills the sex drive in women; wedding cake.

[Verres]

Originally posted by Japher
Ya know, they found the one thing that kills the sex drive in women; wedding cake.

Im sure it would depend on the cake.....

[Pekka]

yes women get fat after they marry. Their butts get big and not in the good way but elephant style and they all say 'well you haven't been pregnant!'. Oh really? Well true, but it wasn't me either hogging all the food and eating like a pig. And it wasn't me who didn't go exercizing being to lazy. It wasn't me who told that 'you don't love me anymore'. It wasn't me that told to 'pack up your stuff and leave'. IT WASN'T ME WHO SAID 'I WAN'T HALF!'.

Women .. are .. spawns .. of .. Satan.

[Japher]

Pekka needs some MrFun time I think

[Pekka]

Definitely. I have my Donna Summer records ready and I'm working on my sweat so I won't pull a muscle when I do my wild dance moves.

[Guest]

Originally posted by Pekka
yes women get fat after they marry. Their butts get big and not in the good way but elephant style and they all say 'well you haven't been pregnant!'. Oh really? Well true, but it wasn't me either hogging all the food and eating like a pig. And it wasn't me who didn't go exercizing being to lazy. It wasn't me who told that 'you don't love me anymore'. It wasn't me that told to 'pack up your stuff and leave'. IT WASN'T ME WHO SAID 'I WAN'T HALF!'.

Women .. are .. spawns .. of .. Satan.

I know youre at least half-joking Pekka...
Still, its hard to know what part age has to do with this...
A lot of old women act like this, married or not...

[Az]

I think it's cool. It's the only way our society can arse itself to make some babies, something we're lacking very much.

Other than that, well, I don't know, yet.

[Pekka]

LulThyme, I was only 9th part joking.

[Whaleboy]

Marriage scares me. The amount of hatred it generates when it breaks down, or even beforehand is not good. Besides, is there any point, emotionally, to ratifying a relationship on a piece of paper? I suppose my parents example was hardly ideal though.

Verres: Consider yourself warned - I hate weddings

[Pekka]

And I have sex with the bride on her last night of freedom. Be Warned.

[chequita guevara]

Buncha dorks.