what was your smoothest line?

[Essayo]

ok for once and for all i'm not a DL. I was told about this site by a friend, had a look and decided to join mainly because the off topic forum is intersting.
Anyway, today i heard an interesting line that i hope would never be used because it's just so stupid

Hey baby, my friends call me the sneaky butcher, care for a hot beef injection?

Hell i'm not even sure if i get it.....

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Drogue
Nope, she has posted quite a few times already.

I still laugh at people doing the DL dance to Verres, when she has 400 odd OTF posts.

I was just teasing Verres. Just like people were still doing me the DL dance, a few weeks after my firts OT post.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Essayo
Hey baby, my friends call me the sneaky butcher, care for a hot beef injection?

[Verres]

Originally posted by Oncle Boris


I was just teasing Verres. Just like people were still doing me the DL dance, a few weeks after my firts OT post.

[Pax]

Right before club closing:

I approach.
"I have to be honest, i think you are so beautiful/or attractive and I would love to call you."

Since the club is closing it presses them to make a decision, you don't have to say too much, and you've already either flattered them in 10 secs or convinced them you're a stalker. Like I said it's decision time.

[self biased]

nice bump.

[Ben Kenobi]

yes, but what did you do to silence her, then?

:eyebrow intensive gesture:

All I'll say is that we were together long before I was a Christian.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

hahahahha im drunkj

but heres a line

';i lost my humber, can i gvet yours?' hahahaha

[self biased]

own goal. we're talking about smooth lines.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

weellllll it was smooth after some bacardi 151 for both partiers.

[Urban Ranger]

You don't need any lines when you have the guts.

So how many of you did walk up to a total stranger and start talking?

[Dauphin]

In public I never do it, at private parties and the like talking to strangers is par for the course.

[Urban Ranger]

In public, such as out on the street, in a train station, in a library, etc.

[self biased]

i'll strike up a conversation anywhere.

[Ben Kenobi]

So how many of you did walk up to a total stranger and start talking?

Let's see.

Wednesday, and Thursday, both on the bus.

One was a very pretty lady from Spain.

With the lady, I just asked her if she was heading to the university, since she had a Spanish book in her lap.