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  • #91
    Originally posted by Urban Ranger
    In public, such as out on the street, in a train station, in a library, etc.
    Other than asking directions, the time, if their incessant sobbing means they need someones help...etc?

    I'll talk to people I see in public if I see reason to, cause to, or it seems natural to (such as when I see someone I know by sight but have never actually spoken to before, this is how I got to know an ex-girlfriend).

    I'd just say, I hate talking to cab drivers.
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    • #92
      I'm kinda famous for telling a girl "I wanna put it in your ass."

      Of course, the joke is that I never actually said that, she only thought I did and walked off.
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      • #93
        "You're kinda cute but I'm nervous....being a virgin and all."

        It's amazing how many times you can pretend to be a virgin.*


        *so far, 2 times.
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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        • #94
          Originally posted by Starchild
          It's amazing how many times you can pretend to be a virgin.*
          It's better when you don't have to pretend
          Smile
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          But he would think of something
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          • #95
            Really, the smoothness of a pickup line depends on the people in the situation. A line that would sound really corny in one setting is smooth as hell in another setting.

            The other night, (valentines day or something like that) i went up to the bar to order a round of drinks, and this hot girl walks up to the bar right next to me a few seconds after me to order drinks. Seeing the obvious green light, i turn to her and say "You know, you are REALLY cute. Hi, I'm nate." And I'm going out to dinner with her tomorrow night.

            It's very easy. I don't know why on earth I ever used to be so shy.
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            • #96
              No it's not. If you're pretending to be a virgin, they think you're a natural. Instead of thinking you're a hussy who can open champagne bottles with his...

              ...champagne opener.
              Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
              -Richard Dawkins

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Starchild
                No it's not. If you're pretending to be a virgin, they think you're a natural. Instead of thinking you're a hussy who can open champagne bottles with his...

                ...champagne opener.
                It's called a hand. It does many things. Opening champage would be one of them. Besides, you don't have to be experienced to be able to open champagne bottles in interesting ways
                Smile
                For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                But he would think of something
                "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                • #98
                  Experience does prevent accidents though.
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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Big Crunch
                    Other than asking directions, the time, if their incessant sobbing means they need someones help...etc?
                    Yes!

                    I can locate lost tourists by sight and help them out. I don't think that counts in the context of this thread, though.
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                    • #100
                      Well, my best pick-up line wasn't a line at all. I was hanging out with my friend in my dorm room and I leaned over and kissed her. AND I didn't have anything to drink that night.

                      Ah, the one balsy thing I've ever done
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #101
                        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                        Well, my best pick-up line wasn't a line at all. I was hanging out with my friend in my dorm room and I leaned over and kissed her. AND I didn't have anything to drink that night.
                        Déjà vu!

                        That's exactly what I did with my first gf. Or rather, the first woman who had a crush on me.
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #102
                          Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                          Well, my best pick-up line wasn't a line at all. I was hanging out with my friend in my dorm room and I leaned over and kissed her. AND I didn't have anything to drink that night.


                          Déjà vu!

                          That's exactly what I did with my first gf. Or rather, the first woman who had a crush on me.
                          At the risk of ruining the trend, I tried that a few months ago. Nope.


                          I actually seem to have the most success with girls if I keep my mouth shut.
                          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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                          • #103
                            Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior


                            At the risk of ruining the trend, I tried that a few months ago. Nope.


                            I actually seem to have the most success with girls if I keep my mouth shut.
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                            • #104
                              Originally posted by Oncle Boris


                              Twas meant in a more figurative sense.
                              "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                              Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                              • #105
                                I tried that a few months ago. Nope.


                                Ouch! Sorry dude .
                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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