what was your smoothest line?

[self biased]

what has been the single smoothest line you've come up with whilst talking to a girl, and had it work?

when i first met amanda, we'd been hanging out at the mall, about to go down the escalator over by a sears, she tells me she's terrified of them. in a moment of unprecedented smoothness, i come up with: "well, would you like to hold my hand on the way down?" and neither of us let go after we had gotten off at the bottom.

and it was brilliant. stories? share.

[Asher]

I am a rich, lonely business man.

[Pax]

Slef-biased you're a pimp

[self biased]

hah. i'm about to bump the hot or not thread in a moment.

[Urban Ranger]

"Did the computer kill your family or something?"

What I said to my SO when I first met her in a computer lab

[Az]

UR, you snake.

[Asher]

Oh God, that HAS to be an interesting relationship...

[self biased]

to be honest, i don't even want to know.

[Asher]

I've never had to use a pickup line. They all come to me.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Azazel
UR, you snake.

Well, she was fuming and yelling at the computer in front of her. It looked like she was about to take some hard object (like a chair) and bashed it a few times too.

But Fortran programs can be such fun

[Donegeal]

"How much?"

Hasn't failed yet....

sorry... couldn't help it.

[self biased]

at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*

[Az]

say, is it legal to have sex with 17 year olds if you're 19?

[Drake Tungsten]

I've never had to use a pickup line. They all come to me.

Most of us don't have the luxury of going after men...

[Asher]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

I've never had to use a pickup line. They all come to me.

Most of us don't have the luxury of going after men...

Sure you do, sexuality is a choice.