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  • #16
    You made a pretty stupid choice, then.
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    • #17
      most of us have enough love for the penis to just cover our own, asher.
      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by selfbiased
        at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*


        Neither do I. I am a happily married man. So that means that I pay for sex with things other than money:
        Freedom, dignity, etc...

        Please note, this is just for entertainment purposes.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by donegeal
          Originally posted by selfbiased
          at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*


          Neither do I. I am a happily married man. So that means that I pay for sex with things other than money:
          Freedom, dignity, etc...
          No, no.

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          • #20
            My best pick up line?

            "Hello, my name is...." seems to work fairly well.
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            • #21
              and that's enough to seal the deal, oerdin? that my story was a moment of smoothness so zen, it transcended smoothness, and became both smooth and rough. i have yet to have a finer moment.
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Oerdin
                My best pick up line?

                "Hello, my name is...." seems to work fairly well.

                "Hello my name is Neo"?
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #23
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                  • #24
                    Well, I had that "Hello, I think you look very attractive, Wanna go to our place?" line, but it didn't work.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #25
                      "You have enchanting eyes."

                      The girl I said it to is still a good friend. She's told me that that's the best line she's ever heard. I think it was a situational thing as much as anything.
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                      • #26
                        I have come up with several romantic comedy lines. Too many to mention here, perhaps I'll write a book of them.
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                        • #27
                          "You are beautiful tonight."

                          It was merely supposed to be complimentary.
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                          • #28
                            Reminds me of Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight" which was meant to be a complaint about how she took forever to get ready.
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                            • #29
                              "OK" (in response to "we should kiss now").

                              Damn am I smooth
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                              • #30
                                She " but you don't love me"
                                Me "Baby, but I'm real close"

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