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**Drake Tungsten** · February 9, 2004, 04:59

You made a pretty stupid choice, then.

**self biased** · February 9, 2004, 05:05

most of us have enough love for the penis to just cover our own, asher.

**Donegeal** · February 9, 2004, 05:07

Originally posted by selfbiased
at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*

Neither do I. I am a happily married man. So that means that I pay for sex with things other than money:
Freedom, dignity, etc...

Please note, this is just

for entertainment purposes.

**Urban Ranger** · February 9, 2004, 05:09

Originally posted by donegeal

Originally posted by selfbiased
at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*

Neither do I. I am a happily married man. So that means that I pay for sex with things other than money:
Freedom, dignity, etc...

No, no.

You forgot all about the little gifts, not to mention the large ones, huge ones, and titanic ones.

**Dinner** · February 9, 2004, 05:27

My best pick up line?

"Hello, my name is...." seems to work fairly well.

**self biased** · February 9, 2004, 05:37

and that's enough to seal the deal, oerdin? that my story was a moment of smoothness so zen, it transcended smoothness, and became both smooth and rough. i have yet to have a finer moment.

Az · February 9, 2004, 05:39

Originally posted by Oerdin
My best pick up line?

"Hello, my name is...." seems to work fairly well.

"Hello my name is Neo"?

**DaShi** · February 9, 2004, 06:19

"Ah, yes. Pikachu."

Az · February 9, 2004, 06:33

Well, I had that "Hello, I think you look very attractive, Wanna go to our place?" line, but it didn't work.

**Dauphin** · February 9, 2004, 06:34

"You have enchanting eyes."

The girl I said it to is still a good friend. She's told me that that's the best line she's ever heard. I think it was a situational thing as much as anything.

**Dauphin** · February 9, 2004, 06:35

I have come up with several romantic comedy lines. Too many to mention here, perhaps I'll write a book of them.

**Urban Ranger** · February 9, 2004, 06:42

"You are beautiful tonight."

It was merely supposed to be complimentary.

**Dauphin** · February 9, 2004, 06:46

Reminds me of Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight" which was meant to be a complaint about how she took forever to get ready.

**Bosh** · February 9, 2004, 07:06

"OK" (in response to "we should kiss now").

Damn am I smooth

**Saras** · February 9, 2004, 07:15

She " but you don't love me"
Me "Baby, but I'm real close"

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