You made a pretty stupid choice, then.
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what was your smoothest line?
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most of us have enough love for the penis to just cover our own, asher.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]
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Originally posted by selfbiased
at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*
Neither do I. I am a happily married man. So that means that I pay for sex with things other than money:
Freedom, dignity, etc...
Please note, this is just for entertainment purposes.Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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Originally posted by donegeal
Originally posted by selfbiased
at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*
Neither do I. I am a happily married man. So that means that I pay for sex with things other than money:
Freedom, dignity, etc...
You forgot all about the little gifts, not to mention the large ones, huge ones, and titanic ones.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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My best pick up line?
"Hello, my name is...." seems to work fairly well.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.
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and that's enough to seal the deal, oerdin? that my story was a moment of smoothness so zen, it transcended smoothness, and became both smooth and rough. i have yet to have a finer moment.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]
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"You have enchanting eyes."
The girl I said it to is still a good friend. She's told me that that's the best line she's ever heard. I think it was a situational thing as much as anything.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.
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"You are beautiful tonight."
It was merely supposed to be complimentary.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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She " but you don't love me"
Me "Baby, but I'm real close"
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