what was your smoothest line?

[pchang]

no pick up lines

A lot of women will decide whether or not they want by looks alone. Talking can just ruin the effect if the visuals impress them. I've had women who were complete stranfers just grab me and just start kissing me (of course, this was on High Street in Edinburgh during New Years).

[Brundlefly]

"Excuse me, but I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere around here. Have you seen it?"

[Lefty Scaevola]

Have sex with me or I will burn down your village.

[Pekka]

"I don't want to be alone tonight" and puppy face. That was some time ago though.

I'm working on my "Woman, I am SUPERCITIZEN!"

[Richelieu]

Re: what was your smoothest line?

Originally posted by self biased
what has been the single smoothest line you've come up with whilst talking to a girl, and had it work?

when i first met amanda, we'd been hanging out at the mall, about to go down the escalator over by a sears, she tells me she's terrified of them. in a moment of unprecedented smoothness, i come up with: "well, would you like to hold my hand on the way down?" and neither of us let go after we had gotten off at the bottom.

and it was brilliant. stories? share.

Nice and classy.

[Verres]

As a girl, I rarely make the first move; except one memorable time when a little drunk:

'My neck is so sensitive - kiss it if you dont believe me'

Some people really cant take a hint

[Az]

I never get clues by girls. At least not by the girls that I want to. Only in retrospective/sobering up I understand what a fool I generally am.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Verres
As a girl, I rarely make the first move; except one memorable time when a little drunk:

'My neck is so sensitive - kiss it if you dont believe me'

Some people really cant take a hint

I still wouldn't consider that the first move, as you said, it's just words But no, some people really can't take a hint (Even when told )

[Provost Harrison]

"Would you like to come and see some puppies?"

[Paul Hanson]

Luring children into your "happy fantastic puppydog house" no, are we?

[self biased]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
Have sex with me or I will burn down your village.

the scary thing is that i can just hear you saying that to your wife.

Originally posted by pchang
A lot of women will decide whether or not they want by looks alone. Talking can just ruin the effect if the visuals impress them. I've had women who were complete stranfers just grab me and just start kissing me (of course, this was on High Street in Edinburgh during New Years).

that wasn't a pickup line, though. that was how i made my move so to speak. i was already talking to her. i had driven the hour from her place to the big mall. with her in the car... i digress, though. it was one of those times where narrative seemed to seep into my life.

and on a side note, i'm surprised to see one of my threads still on page one after i wake up in the afternoon.

[Dis]

I don't have one

I usually just give them money

[Az]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
Luring children into your "happy fantastic puppydog house" no, are we?

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
Luring children into your "happy fantastic puppydog house" no, are we?

It's Gary Glitter's favourite

[Japher]

"Would you like to come and see some puppies?"

"Not only is it really short, but it's really really thin too."

"Lets get this over with so we can just start making out."

"What are you doing for the rest of your life?"