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  • #61
    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
    Now that's an interesting comment!
    in retrospect something feels different about that moment, youknow? like a cutsecene from my life. kinda one of those ... thingies. like it was scripted.
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Oncle Boris
      4. Absurd (never tried it, probably never will).

      -Dodge Ram.
      -What?
      -Pick-up line!
      "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

      Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Verres
        As a girl, I rarely make the first move; except one memorable time when a little drunk:

        'My neck is so sensitive - kiss it if you dont believe me'

        Some people really cant take a hint
        You should have followed up by "That was a hint." when some person failed to take action.

        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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        • #64
          like a cutsecene from my life. kinda one of those ... thingies. like it was scripted.
          I've felt that way as well. Especially with my ex. We fought like dogs and cats, but when things went smoothly, it felt scripted.
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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          • #65
            "Please stop talking."

            Oh wait, that was what I was thinking when I met her.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #66
              yes, but what did you do to silence her, then?

              :eyebrow intensive gesture:
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • #67
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #68
                  Her: Are you busy this Saturday?
                  Me: I think I am now.
                  Her: Hmmm, I never know which way to take you.
                  Me: You can take me any way you want.
                  One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Pekka
                    You: I'm trying to pick you up, can you help me a little?
                    She: Not really, forget it
                    You: *go to bouncer* I saw that lady had crack in her purse.
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #70
                      I never used any myself, but last month at a mutual friends house a guy i was talking to in the kitchen said 'you know, i just want to go into a bedroom with you and make out all night.'

                      he's now my boyfriend

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                      • #71
                        hmmm... ::checks registration date:: would now be an appropriate time to do the DL dance?
                        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                        • #72
                          Nope, she has posted quite a few times already.

                          I still laugh at people doing the DL dance to Verres, when she has 400 odd OTF posts.
                          Smile
                          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                          But he would think of something

                          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                          • #73
                            damn. i never get to do the DL dance anymore.
                            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                            [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                            • #74
                              What's a DL? Whatever it is, I'm not one!
                              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                              • #75
                                He: May I join you?
                                She: Why, am I falling apart?
                                So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                                Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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