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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith -
Now that's an interesting comment!it was one of those times where narrative seemed to seep into my life.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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I've used some nice lines, but I don't remember most of them. Unfortunately, I have been terribly unsuccessfull anyway, so I suspect wittiness is not enough (more precisely, acting as if you're witty is not a good idea)
1. Avoid humiliation:
-Would you have a drink with me?
-No.
-Well, me neither.
2. There was that girl I approached...
-What are you doing Thursday night?
-Forget it. Do as if I'm not existing.
-Then, I'll have to worship you as a goddess or something?
She laughed at my joke, but she really meant that she didn't want to see me.
3. Romantic
"I'd like to kiss you where life begins". Usually doesn't work!
4. Absurd (never tried it, probably never will).
-Dodge Ram.
-What?
-Pick-up line!
I'll post more if I can remember them.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Stop wittering Boris
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Actually, you're right. But I'll be defending myself with the fact that many of my lines lost their smoothness when translated to English.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Stop wittering Boris
Bla bla. I suck.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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You could get arrested for (3)
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Please have sex with me
*puppy dog eyes*We're falling from ecstasy...Comment
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"...ok, I guess you'll do."Comment
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You remind me of an overdue library book.
Why?
You have "fine" stamped on you.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Funny. My only successful line -ever!- is similar.Originally posted by DataAeolus
She: "I can't sleep, ok if we have sex?"
Me: "Um, sure."
True story
Me: Would you have sex with me?
Her: Yeah.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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I'm calling the bull**** flag. We need a jpg or a smilie of a bull**** flag. Where is Ixnay when you need them.
some of them I doubt have ever actually been used on a girl. At least by any of you
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I swear, my lines are authentic. I'm even sparing you the worse ones!Originally posted by Dissident
I'm calling the bull**** flag. We need a jpg or a smilie of a bull**** flag. Where is Ixnay when you need them.
some of them I doubt have ever actually been used on a girl. At least by any of you
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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You: Did you just fall out of the heaven?
She: Why?
You: Because you look like you landed face first. Anyways, I'm ready to have sex with you out of pity.
You: Do you know what would look good on you?
She: What?
You: Nothing. But I can still do it with you.
You: Do you think I'm sexy?
She: No
You: It's your lucky day, you have a chance!
You: I'm trying to pick you up, can you help me a little?
She: Not really, forget it
You: *go to bouncer* I saw that lady had crack in her purse.
You: Haven't I seen you somewhere?
She: Where?
You: I don't know, are you a model?
She: Yeah, nice try, not working
You: HEY EVERYBODY, IT's MICHELLE FROM DONKEYSEX.COM!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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