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granted. it eats ten instead.
i wish i had gone home with those two lesbians, instead of driving my freinds home.
i wish i had gone home with those two lesbians, instead of driving my freinds home.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Granted. Welcome to another night of no sex.
I wish my birthday was on a different day of the year.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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x-post: at least i would have gotten to watch.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Granted. Laz, your birthday is on February the 29th. 1/4 of the birthdays for you!
I wish all Corrupt Wish participants (except me) would die painfully and slowlyComment
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They say "life is pain," and everyone is cursed by a lot of it. It's a long, slow time in dying. Except you. You die in the next 20 seconds.
I wish you changed your name to enema nova.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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x-post, sorry.Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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own goalI'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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enigma_nova is now enema_nova. you, thebene, however, never have your name spelled properly again.
i wish i had a superpowerful starship under my command.B♭3Comment
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Granted. Unfortunately, you start having problems with it, and the instruction book is in Klingon.
I wish Apolyton would forever cease to exist.Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
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It does. The Artificial Intelligence running that portion of the Matrix gets bored. All users are deleted along with it.
I wish somebody sold a nice, inexpensive, reliable 500 watt power supply, that I could order, for my ill computer.The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.Comment
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Granted. You get your power supply, and it works very well. Unfortunately, the hard drive goes bad.
I wish the Corrupt Wish thread would go on forever.Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
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Granted. Now some of the greatest minds the world has to offer spend their entire lives posting here. The world descends into mutiny and financial ruin.
I wish I was still 10 years old.Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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Granted, alas "Father Jimmy" takes a special likeing to you...Originally posted by Verres
I wish I was still 10 years old.
I wish I had a SR-71Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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You do. The maintenance costs drive you into bankruptcy. You sell it on ebay, and discover you just sold it the the PRC. You are arrested on espionage charges, and spend the rest of your life at in prison.
I wish Firaxis would release the source code for Alpha Centauri.The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.Comment
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Granted. It turns out they wrote it in assembly. Good luck with it!
I wish the source code for Civilization II was released
, and several (former) developers decide to help out the community and volunteer to help improve it in their spare time.
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