it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

[Enigma_Nova]

Granted. Now that coffee can no longer keep you awake, you experience all ZERO good effects.
(and eventually get sick from caffeine poisioning)

I wish Ming would show up in this thread so I could corrupt his wish.

[Mr. Harley]

He does. He shuts it down, and you don't get to corrupt anything.

I wish that Ming and Urban Ranger let this reach 500 posts so it can die the whimpering death it so richly deserves.

[Enigma_Nova]

Granted. It reaches 500 posts and all participants have their postcounts shaved by 20%.

I wish that...
(thinks how to phrase this correctly)
Sober, Rational, Deep Thought were valued and Peer aceptance/Conformism/Socialising were not.
EDIT: Valued as a general norm in all western society.

I'm essentially trying to get people to support me and revolt against my enemies... if this helps.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. They throw you out.

I wish to find out whose DL you are

[JohnT]

You find out he's your DL, one who logons during your "missing periods."

I wish for a calm week.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Granted. Enjoy your hypoglycaemic coma, sir.

I wish I hadn't drunk all that scrumpy.

[Enigma_Nova]

Granted. You drunk -something else- instead, and you don't feel very well at all.

Still wishin' individual thought to be valued more highly than conformist ignorance

[st_swithin]

Poof! Individual thought is now the latest trend, and no concensus can ever be reached on any topic whatsoever, thus destroying the fragile illusion of democracy in the US and everywhere else.

I wish my narcissistic tendencies would manifest into a real imaginary friend instead of just my hallucinatory imaginary friend.

[Theben]

Granted. Unfortunately your BF (current or future) develops a relationship with her, and you get into a big argument, whereupon she knifes you in the gut and they both ditch you. You get some satisfaction years later when you find her alone in a cheap dive in the dilly, whoring out to junkies to make ends meet.

I wish I could find some employees to hire who aren't thieves and/or totally incompetent.

[Q Classic]

you do. however, it's found that you, the manager, are totally incompetent, and they make you redundant after setting up a perfect employee's worker's collektiv.

i wish bush would lose the next election, but that we'd have somebody good replacing him.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
you do. however, it's found that you, the manager, are totally incompetent, and they make you redundant after setting up a perfect employee's worker's collektiv.

Hell, that's perfect! Then I could get a real ****ing job.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. However, that "someone good" supports genocide against people of your race

I wish Ming would have let me change my name to "Anti-Tank Spearman"

[Theben]

you should stay as skywalker

[Ming]

Originally posted by skywalker
I wish Ming would have let me change my name to "Anti-Tank Spearman"

Stop your whining

[Theben]

Shwing! Ming changes your name to "Anti-Tank Spearman". But he actually has a judge do this irl, so that's your REAL name. At the same time, MtG successfully petitions Markos to make excessive whining a bannable offense, and you're banned for a year. When you return, your account info has been lost and 'skywalker' has been taken by someone else. Everyone now refers to you by your new nickname, 'loser'; the only four remaining that are not banned by Ming, MtG, or UR (rah being banned by MtG after the new offense of being 'too soft' on posters; another successful petition by MtG to Markos).

I wish that Ming wasn't being such a snark today.