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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Bah, you oaf, mine was an entry.
Bah, you oaf, mine was an entry.
Not as stylish as Boris' before you, but just as intriguing and original. What kind of story could begin by that opening sentence?
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Not as stylish as Boris' before you, but just as intriguing and original. What kind of story could begin by that opening sentence?"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis -
The cockroach realized the horrible truth: he had metamorphosised overnight into George W. Bush.
This is the winner so far. 8/10You should at least spell "punctuation" correctly when criticizing people over it.There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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wow, i guess mine didn't even get a ranking? lol"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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ROFL!Originally posted by Uncle Sparky
The cockroach realized the horrible truth: he had metamorphosised overnight into George W. Bush."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Bridges I knew, but I had never thought to look for the bait at the end of the hook.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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This isn't the YMCA is it?"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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The End.Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.
- Paul ValeryComment
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As She saw eternity sprawled before her, the entire contents of Everything entered Her mind, but the one thought to stay in Her head was: "Why are there so many mistakes?".
EDIT: I have a penchant for unnescesary wordsComment
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"He was lost: spinning in an incomprehensible world that resisted his attempts to find something that made sense and eluded him when he tried to impose a logical framework upon it."
I came up with this last night when trying to explain what my boss is like.
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Merrily skip we forth towards doom and beyond."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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"When Chancellor Bismarck finally woke up after a night of heavy drinking, he realized that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give Catherine of the Russians the secret to Satellites, and a Uranium resource, for her 'service' the previous night.Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
Approximately.Comment
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And even as the chipmunck screamed it realized that it was far too late, for the barrel of flamming monkeys was already upon Mrs. Huggleflim.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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As I looked in the mirror at my sagging love handles, my thoughts drift back to Jean-Claude and that Bordeaux dumpster."Dave, if medicine tasted good, I'd be pouring cough syrup on my pancakes." -Jimmy James, Newsradio
"Your plans to find love, fortune, and happiness utterly ignore the Second Law Of Thermodynamics."-Horiscope from The OnionComment
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"It would have been all right if only you had let me yiff the otter."
(probably gets a 2/10 - furry fanfic
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"It's another Beautiful day in Lake Wobegon."
It's been to long:
Where all the men are strong, all the women beautiful, and all the children above average...
Love that show
Now that is workableAnd even as the chipmunck screamed it realized that it was far too late, for the barrel of flamming monkeys was already upon Mrs. Huggleflim. Had it been a squirrel instead of a chipmunk you'd of gotten Boshko's vote too... This is my pick 10/10
My contribution:
Threadjack, what threadjack!
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