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  • #46
    Too british. I mean, come on, fluff??? Jeez, it'll never sell in middle america.
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
    Drake Tungsten
    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
    Albert Speer

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    • #47
      "Don't Touch that!"
      eimi men anthropos pollon logon, mikras de sophias

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      • #48
        Sadly, he never saw it coming.
        "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

        "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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        • #49
          "You are a gay tvvat." stated the moderator, completely devoid of irony.

          There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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          • #50
            Stefu noted the sheep where a bit more coy then usual.
            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Kaak
              Sadly, he never saw it coming.
              I was skimnming the entries and noting the frequent use of commas. Hard to get a complex thought into one sentence without writing a complex sentence. Here Kaak settles for one slightly modified thought expressed in only six words and yet he insists on putting a comma in there.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                Are you purposefully trying to be humorless, or did you just not get it?
                Is this an entry? Cause it's the best line yet.

                8/10

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Uncle Sparky
                  "You are a gay tvvat." stated the moderator, completely devoid of irony.

                  Other than the puncuation errors, are you saying that the tvvat is devoid of irony or the moderator.

                  2/10

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Uncle Sparky
                    Stefu noted the sheep where a bit more coy then usual.
                    Two misspelled words of eleven, yet no word over 5 letters. No poet sheppard thee. 3/10

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                    • #55
                      You should at least spell "punctuation" correctly when criticizing people over it.




                      (That can be an entry, too.)
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                        You should at least spell "punctuation" correctly when criticizing people over it.
                        7/10. You got me intrigued
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                          Are you purposefully trying to be humorless, or did you just not get it?
                          Bah, you oaf, mine was an entry.
                          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                          • #58
                            Suuuure it was--but note mine got an 8/10.
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                              Suuuure it was--but note mine got an 8/10.
                              Unfair, I say, unfair!
                              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                              • #60
                                Jimmytrick brushed the egg off his face, shot him a look, and slinked out through the kitchen.

                                "That's Godunov to beat me", he mumbled as he went.

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