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**Straybow** · November 20, 2003, 03:58

Poof! You're a goat.

I wish I all these Dubya bashers would shut their cake-holes.

**Ben Kenobi** · November 20, 2003, 04:17

Poof! Dubya becomes a democrat.

I wish that my girlfriend wouldn't have to work while she goes to school.

**Q Classic** · November 20, 2003, 09:16

poof! she gets an indecent proposal to dance nude just one time at the lewdest sex club in all of north america for the cool sum of exactly the costs of her education plus books and living expenses. she takes it.

i wish georgia power would keep the server room powered all the time, and not kill power at around 1am when nobody's around so the UPSes lose their battery charge waiting for people to shut the servers down... ****ing ga power...

**Zero** · November 20, 2003, 09:28

georgia power implements new backup supplies. Q cubed in a giant hamster wheel.

I wish for a nice refreshing bottle of vanilla coke as I watch the world end and people screaming in horror.

**st_swithin** · November 20, 2003, 15:39

blammo! You've shrunk to the size of an amoeba and you're floating in your coke, while people attending Aliens 5: The Rehashment wait to purchase you.

I wish I was 16 again.

**Q Classic** · November 20, 2003, 16:36

you're 16 again. in dog years. meaning that you're just about to push up daisies.

i wish the voices in my head would JUST SHUT THE **** UP!

**Frozzy** · November 20, 2003, 18:22

Poof! You're dead.

I wish I could get Championship Manager 03/04 delievered to NZ FOR NO EXTRA COST!

**Ben Kenobi** · November 20, 2003, 18:34

Granted! The package arrives with the cd, but the cd is all scratched as to be unplayable.

And Q Cubed, did you have to turn my girlfriend into a stripper?

**Ben Kenobi** · November 20, 2003, 18:36

I wish that there would be less lewdness on 'Poly.

**Japher** · November 20, 2003, 18:37

Poof, Finland is taken off the map and Poly becomes a silent waste land

I wish my wife looked like Skanky Burns' Avatar.

**Frozzy** · November 20, 2003, 18:42

Granted! But she turns out to be a porn star from Arkansas and leaves you after one night due to your odour. Not to mention she transfers all you money in your account into here own.

I wish I was invincible.

**chequita guevara** · November 20, 2003, 18:46

Originally posted by Frozzy
I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you can still feel pain and have been dropped in an active volcano.

I wish I was home.

**Frozzy** · November 20, 2003, 18:49

Granted, but home is currently in a radiation zone after Al Qaeda dropped a nuclear warhead in your basement.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

**Immortal Wombat** · November 20, 2003, 19:19

Granted. But none of the next three will be.

I wish it was Friday

**chequita guevara** · November 20, 2003, 19:22

Granted, but it's Friday the 13th, and Jason's coming to get you.

I wish I had a steak in front of me.

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