The Corrupt wish game

[Theben]

Originally posted by Space05us
I wish everyone could just get along

Granted. Everyone gets along perfectly from now till the end of time. In fact, no one ever quarrels again. Life becomes numbingly dull and everyone dies from sheer boredom.

I wish I knew what would happen next.

[Space05us]

I wish I knew what would happen next.

granted, little did you know you already knew or at least now you know, but maybe you didnt actually know, either way if you go back in time now you know.

I wish I had a pot of gold

[Shi Huangdi]

It's yours. Unfourtantely, the Leprechaun Secret Police decides it wants it back, and it's agents slay you and take the gold.

I wish for the Israelis and Palestinians to stop fighting.

[Theben]

GRanted. Unfortunately the gold belonged to someone who had been horribly murdered, and the state convicts you for it. You die on death row.

I wish I could pay my bills.

[Theben]

curse of the xpost

I wish for the Israelis and Palestinians to stop fighting.

Granted. They all start taking ballet lessons and sing karaoke. The human worldwide population dies in a massive epileptic fit.

[Space05us]

I wish I could pay my bills.

granted, you find a blank check on the sidewalk fill it out cash it and pay your bills. the next week a columbian hitman show up at your door step and kills you

I wish I knew why cheese is so addictive

[Q Classic]

granted. you find out cheese is made from the brains of people who share your family tree. soylet cheese is your mother.

i wish that there were a lot fewer cases of operator error.

[st_swithin]

tada! many fewer cases of operator error, but still enough occur to cause statistical significance, and nothing improves.

I wish I was a white guy.

[SpencerH]

Poof! You're a white guy. Unfortunately, you've been convicted of securities fraud and you're on your way to a federal pen.

I wish Adolph Hitler had never lived.

[Gangerolf]

Granted. Hitler was never born, but Stalin started WW2 instead and by 1951 the Soviet Union had conquered the entire planet.

I wish I could fly.

[Nubclear]

You can fly!!! Yay!!! You fly over Germany, over Russia, Over China....Where your unfortunately shot by a missile. You die

I wish Stalin was never born.

[st_swithin]

Poof! Stalin wasn't born, he hatched from a giant egg and hails from the planet Ork. Americans watch his antics on a tv sitcom for years, believing that it is a fictional story when it is in fact a documentary.

I wish a virus with a 99.99% mortality rate would be released upon the earth.

[Ben Kenobi]

x-post!

oh,

granted, your brand new Boeing 747 drops on top of your house killing all of its occupants.

LMFAO!

[Nubclear]

It is Unfortunately, it's spread by an exchange of bodily fluids and your the first person to get it. As no one wants to exchange bodily fluids with you, you die and the Earth is saved

I wish that whenever *I* bought something it would be free.

[Ben Kenobi]

You do, but the government tracks each and every one of your purchases.

I wish I could foresee my exam questions.