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  • #16
    Two words: confirmation bias.
    Seriously, its like every time I get a premonition. I even know it'll be true! I could make millions on the dogs...

    next time you get nailed to a tree, we'll talk.
    Have you ever been to Prague before?
    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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    • #17
      Please. You couldn't even be Elijah right.


      That's a great retort.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Whaleboy
        Seriously, its like every time I get a premonition. I even know it'll be true! I could make millions on the dogs...
        Lets do that. Go make a million on betting horses or something.

        You can then be the Free Trade Jesus.
        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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        • #19
          Any hints for the horsies Whaleboy?
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #20
            You're getting premonitions? Well don't waste your time sonny, you've got a few lotteries to win, a few horse races to rig, a couple casinos to bankrupt
            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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            • #21
              Are you confusing Jesus with Nostradamus?

              If you make enough guesses, eventually you'll be right about something.

              Just remember to document everything in a searchable database with time/date stamping so you can verify your premonitions.
              -30-

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              • #22
                Well, Nostradamus had a better book than Jesus anyway, so either way is good!

                You're getting premonitions? Well don't waste your time sonny, you've got a few lotteries to win, a few horse races to rig, a couple casinos to bankrupt
                I have won a total of £50 on the lottery since I was 16, I predicted Frankie Dettori's famous 7-straight victories a few years ago (no money on that ), but I disapprove of casinos. That much neon has to be immoral, I'll figure out how one day!! SEE, I'M A MORALISTIC CHAUVANIST!!! If thats not the characteristics of someone who has his own religion, I don't know what is!

                My religious family have often said that I would be the death of Judaism...

                "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                • #23
                  L. Ron Hubbard.
                  -30-

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                  • #24


                    I'm only omnipotent for a third of my life, you'll have to fill me in.
                    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Q Cubed
                      next time you get nailed to a tree, we'll talk.
                      Can be easily arranged

                      Originally posted by Whaleboy
                      Seriously, its like every time I get a premonition. I even know it'll be true! I could make millions on the dogs...
                      And you haven't why? Come on, gamblings fun. I'll even take you bets for you if you fancy a flutter. I could do with some more cash

                      Voted you are an idiot of course. What else would I put, the grounding force that I am

                      I want to know which 2 other than Whaleboy said yes
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                      For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                      But he would think of something

                      "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                      • #26
                        Am I Jesus II?
                        For the sake of humanity, I sincerely hope not
                        Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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                        • #27
                          Given the dreams I have, I had to vote option 4
                          Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
                          07849275180

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                          • #28
                            Why not? If Whaleboy WANTS to be Jesus II, that's gotta be a plus. I mean, it's not like anyone else has his resume out for the job.
                            -30-

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Verres
                              Given the dreams I have, I had to vote option 4
                              From talking fruit to phallic fruit. Now that's what I call a party!
                              Last edited by Drogue; November 9, 2003, 18:16.
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                              For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                              But he would think of something

                              "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Drogue
                                I want to know which 2 other than Whaleboy said yes
                                Whaleboy down at the cybercafe...
                                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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