Am I Jesus II?

[Whaleboy]

As I recall, the end result went down rather well with you

I never got you drunk. You chose to drink way to much. I didn't even mix/pour them that much that night.

Yes, fortunately Verres knows how to pour proper shots

Ok, give me a premonition, and I'll give you odds. Anything varifiable.

This prince charles business involves anal sex. I will die in an accident involving a bridge. We won't have a white xmas in Northampton . I had a dream last night that I'd hurt my knee on Friday. Others are just way too cruel to put on the internet (or leave my mind).

By saying your not God? It's worse than I thought

Solipcism is a very intriguing area of philosophy...

The world doesn't hate you, it just wishes you'd lose some of the ego

As you well know, I have a low opinion of myself and jokingly parody myself with self-imposed greatness. The only areas where I believe I am the only valid lifeform are purely metaphysical, and don't preclude the basis for your existence you'll be glad to hear!

Seems like that would at least make him either smarter or luckier than Jesus I.

st_swithin:

Party in you're honour. Plenty of wine....

[Q Classic]

jesus I and jesus II.

sounds like a lost latin american monarchial dynasty.

[Verres]

I will die in an accident involving a bridge.

Somehow I think that is extremely unlikely...bridges are very difficult to fall off 'by accident'. I suppose one could always collapse on top of you; but I think the likelyhood of dying like that is similar to the thing with shark attacks and coconuts.

[Q Classic]

oh, and you won't die by falling off a bridge. i know this, because i've dispatched some zealot squads to nail you to a tree.

[Verres]

[Whaleboy]

Somehow I think that is extremely unlikely...bridges are very difficult to fall off 'by accident'. I suppose one could always collapse on top of you; but I think the likelyhood of dying like that is similar to the thing with shark attacks and coconuts.

I am a cyclist. Two propositions there that increase the likelihood of my premonition coming true a thousandfold.

Q^3:

[Q Classic]

quick, change your name to nicolae carpathia and they'll ignore you!!!

[Whaleboy]

[Q Classic]

you know, you can also avoid them by going to the desert and calling yourself the kwisatz haderach and/or muad'dib.

[Whaleboy]

Too much

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Whaleboy

As you well know, I have a low opinion of myself and jokingly parody myself with self-imposed greatness. The only areas where I believe I am the only valid lifeform are purely metaphysical, and don't preclude the basis for your existence you'll be glad to hear!

st_swithin:

Party in you're honour. Plenty of wine....

Hey! I think I'm a scum-of-the-earth-lowly-worm type myself! Misery loves a party!

Just don't ask me to turn it into water - I only know of one way to transmute the liquid of Dionysus - the slow way.

[Whaleboy]

Hey! I think I'm a scum-of-the-earth-lowly-worm type myself! Misery loves a party!

*hugs and empathy*

[Q Classic]

ach.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
This prince charles business involves anal sex. I will die in an accident involving a bridge. We won't have a white xmas in Northampton . I had a dream last night that I'd hurt my knee on Friday. Others are just way too cruel to put on the internet (or leave my mind).

You want odds?
The first (Prince Charles) is very likely, but may be difficult to get proof. Odds that it's proven: evens. Odds that some newspaper runs a story on it: 1/5 against (It will happen).
The second is pretty doubtful. I'll give you of 20/1, being that it has to be an accident, as said.
Considering bookies take bets of 40/1 on their being a white christmas, you're not going to get decent odds at all on that. Depends on your definition of a white christmas too. If you want to bet, it will likely be 1/40 against type odds.

Originally posted by Whaleboy (edited for size)
As you well know, I have a low opinion of myself and jokingly parody myself with self-imposed greatness.

Hmmm... like you constant "I do this better than you" about things of which you have no knowledge of the other persons ability has nothing to do with the size of your ego? Boastful jokes are one thing, but done that often, and so many times seeming trying to make yourself feel better and others worse Grates after a while Making yourself feel better is a great thing. You shouldn't have a low opinion of yourself. However making yourself feel better at others expenses will annoy mnay people. I know this thread is a joke. I know often it isn't.

[Sheik]

Well if you think you can make predictions regarding the future the one thing that could test that is the stock market. It is probbaly one of the most unpredictable things out there that nearly everyone is involved in. So name 10 stocks and what their price will be in two weeks; then we will see.