Am I Jesus II?

[Whaleboy]

...or Guynumer jk

Seriously I been having weird omnipotent lucid dreams lately. No marijuana involved this time . I been able to foresee things happening, like when people call or text me, or things on the news, even little things like what song will be played on the radio etc.

I had a pretty lame night, and today is my typical egotistical compensation. Having said that, I have an unusual sense of superiority, though that could be just because my books are going well. More faith in my own abilities and views, plus the feeling of power over people though I don't use it. Dont worry Drogue and Verres, this is strictly a college thing .

How would I determine that I am the messiah?

[connorkimbro]

it seems like the 4th poll option would read better if it said "all hail the mighty phallic fruit."

[Whaleboy]

Conner: No.

[Shogun Gunner]

Feel free to walk out on the Thames and tell me if you make it to other side....then I'll change my vote from banana.

[The Mad Monk]

Please. You couldn't even be Elijah right.

[Whaleboy]

Feel free to walk out on the Thames and tell me if you make it to other side

Please, look at my name. I am the master of the aquatic!

[Provost Harrison]

No, you're just a little (moby) diiiiiick

[Bereta_Eder]

Jesus Reloaded.

HAR HAR har

[Whaleboy]

[Mercator]

Re: Am I Jesus II?

Originally posted by Whaleboy
How would I determine that I am the messiah?

I don't remember Jesus predicting the future or feeling superior. Nevermind boasting about it.

Try walking over water, or curing a terminal patient instead.

You sound more like Uri Geller II so far... Better luck next time.

[Whaleboy]

You sound more like Uri Geller II so far

I'm capable of deforming tea spoons!!!!!!!

curing a terminal patient instead

I gave money to Cancer Research UK

[Mercator]

Damnit!

um... There is no spoon.

[Sandman]

I been able to foresee things happening, like when people call or text me, or things on the news, even little things like what song will be played on the radio etc.

Two words: confirmation bias.

[Q Classic]

next time you get nailed to a tree, we'll talk.

[Provost Harrison]

Actually I can bend spoons like Uri Geller. Well OK, I may use a bit of physical force for encouragement, but it works