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  • #91
    It was meant to be taken as constructive criticism.
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
    Drake Tungsten
    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
    Albert Speer

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    • #92
      Originally posted by monolith94
      It was meant to be taken as constructive criticism.
      Whoever heard of constructive criticism on Apolyton?
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #93
        MEETING OF APOLYTON'S DL'S POSTPONED AFTER MORE THAN HALF THE MEMBERS COULD NOT ATTEND.


        AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC SERVANTS QUARANTINED AFTER SARS OUTBREAK IN CANBERRA.
        What?

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Richelieu
          MEETING OF APOLYTON'S DL'S POSTPONED AFTER MORE THAN HALF THE MEMBERS COULD NOT ATTEND.
          THAT would be scary.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #95
            PLANT VIRUS CAUSES EXTINCTION OF MARIJUANA, COCAINE, AND HEROINE

            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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            • #96
              PLANT VIRUS CAUSES EXTINCTION OF TOBACCO; Marijuana legalized as alternative

              "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
              ^ The Poly equivalent of:
              "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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              • #97
                JAY LENO RETIRES: CONAN TO TAKE OVER TIME SLOT

                OLSEN TWINS MAKE A BILLION MORE...ON ADULT FILMS

                URUGUAY AND PARAGUAY MERGE TO CREATE REALLYGUAY

                JERRY FALWELL FALLS OFF PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED EDGE OF THE WORLD

                and finally

                GENERAL WESLEY CLARK ANNOUNCES HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE; George W. pees his pants
                "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                • #98
                  WARP DRIVE A SUCCESS

                  EARTH-LIKE PLANET DISCOVERED

                  GATTICA IMMIGRATION COUNCIL TAKING APPLICANTS - QUALIFIED ONLY NEED APPLY

                  EXPEDITION TO EARTH FINDS PLANET IN RUINS - HUMAN LIFE EXTINCT ON EARTH

                  I'm in a mood.
                  "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                  • #99
                    PLANT VIRUS CAUSES EXTINCTION OF MARIJUANA, COCAINE, AND HEROINE
                    MILLIONS DIE AS HYPOCRITICAL DOCTORS SAY ALCOHOL "OKAY"


                    to a lot of headlines... I'll make some of my own...

                    CUBS DEFEAT WHITE SOX IN WORLD SERIES: LOCAL SPORTS RADIO PERSONALITY MIKE NORTH COMMITS SUICIDE!!

                    DETROIT REDWINGS WITH WORST RECORD FOR 22 STRAIGHT YEARS

                    CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WIN FIFTEENTH STRAIGHT STANLEY CUP

                    MILLIONS MARCH ON WASHINGTON: PRESIDENT AND CONGRESS REMOVED FROM POWER

                    ALL CREDIT CARD COMPANIES DESTROYED

                    BRITNEY, CHRISTINA, ANNA NICOLE, AND AMERICAN IDOL CANDIDATES, PRODUCERS, AND STAFF FOUND DEAD IN MASS SUICIDE
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • GERMANY SURRENDERS, FRANCE TO BEGIN MILITARY OCCUPATION
                      "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                      "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                      • Originally posted by Sava
                        HYPOCRITICAL DOCTORS SAY ALCOHOL "OKAY"
                        Since when?


                        BRITNEY, CHRISTINA, ANNA NICOLE, AND AMERICAN IDOL CANDIDATES, PRODUCERS, AND STAFF FOUND DEAD IN MASS SUICIDE
                        Idealist!
                        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                        • GEORGE W. BUSH RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT

                          NEW AMENDMENT ABOLISHES TERM LIMITS FOR PRESIDENCY

                          BUSH WINS THIRD TERM IN OFFICE IN 2008 ELECTIONS

                          LIBERALS COMMIT SUICIDE
                          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                          • FIFTH DENTIST CAVES. THEY'RE ALL RECOMMENDING COLGATE NOW.
                            "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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                            • GEORGE W. BUSH RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT

                              NEW AMENDMENT ABOLISHES TERM LIMITS FOR PRESIDENCY

                              BUSH WINS THIRD TERM IN OFFICE IN 2008 ELECTIONS

                              LIBERALS COMMIT SUICIDE
                              BUSH RECOGNISES THAT EXTREME NEOCONSERVATISM IS A DANGEROUS MENACE UPON SOCIETY
                              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                              • WUTANG!
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