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  • #121
    Originally posted by mrmitchell
    HEADLINE MADE BY MYSTEROUS "IMRAN"
    Who is this man? And "Fez", "Ming", and "Slowwhand"? Inside: An investigative report on this by MSNBC anchor Ima Madeup.

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    • #122
      BUSH REPORTS: 'WE'RE JUST GREEDY *******S!~"
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #123
        ok people, politics headlines are funny only when original and ... well... funny.

        not when stupid, unfunny, repetitive and so forth.


        FAKE METROPOLIN CONSTRUCTED BY ROCKSTAR* GAMES TO ALLOW FOR "GRAND THEFT AUTO" REAL LIFE ROLE PLAYING GAMES

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        • #124
          Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
          MR.FUN SAYS SOMETHING THAT IS FUNNY, SATAN COMPLAINS OF EXCESSIVE COLD
          SHI HUANGDI BEGINS TO LIGTHEN UP, AND STOPS BEING AN ANAL JERK


          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #125
            HISTORY ERASED, START OF APOLYTON SET AS YEAR 0.
            American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
            I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
            Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
            XGalaga.

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            • #126
              MRFUN WAKES UP BEFORE 9:00 AM ON A SATURDAY MORNING
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #127
                POWER BACK IN NYC!

                "SHUT IT DOWN!" - Rest of the country.

                Asked whether it was relieved that electrical power was returning to New York city after yesterday's blackout, the rest of the country expressed deception. " I could have gone another couple of days without Katie Kouric " Chicago was quoted as saying, while Utah and South Dakota put out a joint press release, asking for at least another day without the "constant whining and b*******" characteristic to the Big Apple.
                White House press secretary Scott McClellan reported that "President Bush is - to put it mildly - enthusiastically supporting the measure."
                What?

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                • #128
                  Originally posted by Richelieu
                  POWER BACK IN NYC!

                  "SHUT IT DOWN!" - Rest of the country.

                  Asked whether it was relieved that electrical power was returning to New York city after yesterday's blackout, the rest of the country expressed deception. " I could have gone another couple of days without Katie Kouric " Chicago was quoted as saying, while Utah and South Dakota put out a joint press release, asking for at least another day without the "constant whining and b*******" characteristic to the Big Apple.
                  White House press secretary Scott McClellan reported that "President Bush is - to put it mildly - enthusiastically supporting the measure."
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #129
                    IRAQ INVADES US
                    Visit First Cultural Industries
                    There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
                    Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd

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                    • #130
                      CHINA INVADES FRANCE
                      "We needed to liberate the French people"
                      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                      • #131
                        FINLAND INVADES US, PEKKA MADE VICEROY
                        American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                        I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                        Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                        XGalaga.

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                        • #132
                          EU INVADES US. ALL REPUBLICANS SHOT.

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                          • #133
                            ANOTHER IDIOT WAR STARTS

                            ALIEN LAUGHTER HEARD ACROSS THE GLOBE
                            American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                            I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                            Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                            XGalaga.

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                            • #134
                              ****EATING DOG GETS SAVA



                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #135
                                NEW PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION LAW PASSED IN CONGRESS: ONLY APOLYTON MEMBERS ALLOWED TO VOTE! The new election will take place next week on Apolyton Off-Topic poll.

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