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  • #61
    JESUS RETURNS; CONTINUES PRACTICING JUDAISM
    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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    • #62
      Originally posted by GePap
      BROOKLYN ACCENT BECOMES OFFICAIL US LANGUAGE: SOUTH SUCCEEDS AGAIN.
      CORRECT SPELLING DECLARED OPTIONAL. ENGLISH WRITERS WORLDWIDE REJOICE

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      • #63
        WARP DRIVE DISCOVERED
        Manned interstellar travel possible within a decade, experts say.
        'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
        G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
          JESUS RETURNS; CONTINUES PRACTICING JUDAISM
          What?

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          • #65
            BUDDHA: DAMN, ITS HOT AND I AM HUNGRY!

            SOUTHERN BARBECUE CHAIN IN ISRAEL STATES PROFITS DOWN; "WE DON;T KNOW WHY PEOPLE WON'T BUY OURT AWARD WINNING RIBS".
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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            • #66
              NERDS BEAT UP COOL KIDS: 'REVOLUTION OF THE UNWANTED' IMMINENT CLAIMS JOCK.

              KING CHARLES GIVES UP CLAIM TO AUSTRALIA: MONARCHIST IN MELBOURNE FORCED TO FIND A NEW MONARCH.
              If you don't like reality, change it! me
              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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              • #67
                Originally posted by GePap


                STUYVESANT CHANGES MASCOTS: NO MORE PEGLEGS...
                What! Time to march in the streets!

                Keep Stuy High!!!!!!
                "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                • #68
                  BRAZIL ASSUMES CONTROL OF THE WORLD FOR THREE DAYS PROMISING ONE ROCKIN' PARTY

                  Irish and Greeks agree to be part of the planning committee.

                  "No one shall go unboozed!" Lula declares in passionate speech.

                  US Conservatives and Muslim extremists join forces to try to stop this flagrant display of fun.
                  Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).

                  I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by lord of the mark


                    What! Time to march in the streets!

                    Keep Stuy High!!!!!!
                    LARGE CROWD OF GEEKY HS STUDENTS BADLY BEATEN BY STUDENTS AT BMCC.

                    PEGLEGGED MASCOT UNABLE TO RUN AWAY. STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT RENOUNCES MARCHERS, STATES: WHY SUPPORT SUCH A DUMB MASCOT ANYWAY?

                    WORLD IN CHAOS: BRAZILIAN WORLD KEGGER BLAMED.
                    RUSSIA BLAMED FOR SPIKING THE PUNCH.
                    If you don't like reality, change it! me
                    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by GePap


                      LARGE CROWD OF GEEKY HS STUDENTS BADLY BEATEN BY STUDENTS AT BMCC.

                      PEGLEGGED MASCOT UNABLE TO RUN AWAY. STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT RENOUNCES MARCHERS, STATES: WHY SUPPORT SUCH A DUMB MASCOT ANYWAY?

                      WORLD IN CHAOS: BRAZILIAN WORLD KEGGER BLAMED.
                      RUSSIA BLAMED FOR SPIKING THE PUNCH.

                      You're not a Stuy alum, are you GePap?
                      "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                      • #71
                        FIRST FEMALE PORN STAR ELECTED US PRESIDENT
                        Promises all nude press conferences.
                        'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
                        G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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                        • #72
                          Headline that is similiar to thie one :
                          CORRECT SPELLING DECLARED OPTIONAL. ENGLISH WRITERS WORLDWIDE REJOICE


                          "OMG!!!! L33t speek ownz joo LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!!"
                          :-p

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by lord of the mark
                            you're not a Stuy alum, are you GePap?
                            Actually yes, class of '98.

                            TIME TRAVELLER FROM FUTURE: FUTURE IS OK, SORT OF BLAND.

                            MAN WALK ON JUPITER: DECLARED DEAD.
                            If you don't like reality, change it! me
                            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by GePap


                              Actually yes, class of '98.

                              TIME TRAVELLER FROM FUTURE: FUTURE IS OK, SORT OF BLAND.

                              MAN WALK ON JUPITER: DECLARED DEAD.
                              well i'll be damned.
                              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by lord of the mark
                                well i'll be damned.
                                You will?

                                STUY ALUMN: I WAS DAMNED!
                                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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