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  • #16
    SCHWARZENEGGER ELECTED AS NEW POPE!!!
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    • #17
      JESUS RETURN TO THE NBA, oh, wait, already saw that one...

      MAN WALKS ON MARS
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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      • #18
        WORLD MANDATE: SPANDEX NOW HAS WEIGHT LIMIT
        Monkey!!!

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        • #19
          MIKEH BECOMES FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE 10 GOALS IN A WORLD CUP FINAL
          as England beat Germany 15-0

          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • #20
            ENGLAND'S WORLD CUP WIN DISQUALIFIED AFTER SCANDAL INVOLVING GERMAN GOALTENDER, BRITNEY AND KYLIE.

            BAD BEER BANNED: ONLY GOOD BEER TO BE SOLD.
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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            • #21
              CALIFORNIA SELLS ITS CLIMATE TO EU TO REDUCE BUDGET DEFICIT.
              Never give an AI an even break.

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              • #22
                BLOOMBERG SUCCESSFULLY BRIBES RATS TO MOVE FROM NYC TO NASSAU CO.
                - "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
                - I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
                - "... over 10 members raised complaints about you... and jerk was one of the nicer things they called you" - Ming

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                • #23
                  GOD SPEAKS: " CUT THE CRAP OR I'M COMING DOWN THERE!"
                  What?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Richelieu
                    GOD SPEAKS: " CUT THE CRAP OR I'M COMING DOWN THERE!"
                    But last time God came down here, the Romans nailed God to a block of wood - does God really want to come back after that?
                    - "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
                    - I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
                    - "... over 10 members raised complaints about you... and jerk was one of the nicer things they called you" - Ming

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                    • #25
                      "Bush and Cheney killed in plane crash!"
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #26
                        GOD SPEAKS AGAIN: "AND THIS TIME I'M TAKING THE 82nd AIRBORNE WITH ME!"
                        What?

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                        • #27
                          GOD CAUGHT PLAYING POOL.

                          ASTEROID STORM HEADED FOR EARTH.
                          American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                          I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                          Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                          XGalaga.

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                          • #28
                            POPE HEARD MUTTERING "GOD DAMN IT": WORLD TREMBLES
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #29
                              CONSOLE GAMES DYING?

                              METS WIN SERIES FROM ORIOLES IN SEVENTH.

                              PRES. CLINTON: BE PATIENT, SITUATION IN PYONGYANG IMPROVING, SHE SAYS

                              DOW DECLINES, BREAKS 20,000.

                              MICROSOFT STILL HAS ROLE IN OS MARKET, SAYS GATES

                              IRAQI PRESIDENT DEFEATED IN TIGHT ELECTION

                              ABBAS, SHARON, WIN PEACE PRIZE
                              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                              • #30
                                SENATOR SANTORUM AND PRESIDENT BUSH CAUGHT IN MAN-ON-DOG ORGY.
                                - "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
                                - I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
                                - "... over 10 members raised complaints about you... and jerk was one of the nicer things they called you" - Ming

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