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US BOOTS OLD CONFEDERATE STATES OUT OF UNION.
Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Bush Sr and JR... We just can't take any more of this - THE NORTH
Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Bush Sr and JR... We just can't take any more of this - THE NORTH
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CATS: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US".
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Originally posted by Richelieu
US BOOTS OLD CONFEDERATE STATES OUT OF UNION.
Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Bush Sr and JR... We just can't take any more of this - THE NORTH
If only ...- "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
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Hey now...I'd be in those former confed states...
(You should add me to the "can't take any more of this" list then )
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US BOOTS OLD CONFEDERATE STATES OUT OF UNION.
Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Bush Sr and JR... We just can't take any more of this - THE NORTH
Except the Bushies are Connecticut Yankees, really, IIRC.
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
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