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HUGE MASS ERUPTS FROM MARS
"Chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one," Scientist claims.
"Chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one," Scientist claims.
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"I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie Allen -
LAKERS WIN SUPERBOWL!
next day:
SPORT'S EDITOR LOSES JOB.
ANT OVERLORD DOUBLES SUGAR RATION, CUTS BACK DAIRY ONE.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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WORLD ENDED YESTERDAY"I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie AllenComment
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WAR ON SPAM LOST!!!BlahComment
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NYC TO STATE OF NEW YORK: DROP DEAD!.
FOX NEWS LOSES FALSE ADVERTISING CLAIM: NO LONGER "FAIR AND BALANCED".
NYPOST FILES FOR CHAPTER 11: DAILY NEWS BUYOUT POSSIBLE, NEWSDAY EYES POST.
12TH STRAIGHT DAY OF GOOD WEATHER MEANS BETTER PROFITS FOR OUTDOOR CAFFE'S.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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most likely
MULTIPLE LAWSUITS FILED VER CALIFORNIA RECALL ELECTION.
not as likely:
WITH PORNSTAR AS GOVERNOR, WILL LEGISLATURE LISTEN?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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ARNOLD WINS BY A LANDSLIDE 2% OF THE VOTE
"I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie AllenComment
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better yet
ARNOLD GOVERNORSHIP MEANS NO NEW ARNOLD MOVIES.
TED KENNEDY BREAKS BEER BOTTLE ON DELAY'S HEAD DURING DRUNKEN CONGRESSIONAL SCUFFLE.
EMPEROR ZORG THE MAGIFICENT CLAIMS: EARTH WILL NOT BE HARMED. POP STARS LYNCHED TO APPEASE THE jk$^&$^%#'S.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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BBC STOCK UP, BOOK AND MAGAZINE DIVISIONS LEAD EARNINGS GROWTH
SECRETARY WOLFOWITZ ON HIS WAY OUT
LORD BLAIR RESIGNS FROM EU PRESIDENCY
DC SWEEPS SERIES"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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AN INDIVIDUAL ONLY KNOWN AS KORN469 PATENTS A CURE FOR ALL DISEASESComment
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YYYH is finally freed from Mingapulco and allowed to use his old log in again.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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CHIRAC: JE REGRETTE"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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TOM DELAY LIGHTS CIGAR: BURNED AS A WITCH BY CONSTITUENTS FOR "PRODUCING DEVIL-FIRE FROM HIS FINGERTIPS."
STATEN ISLAND SECEDES - MAYOR SAYS "GOOD RIDDANCE."- "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
- I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
- "... over 10 members raised complaints about you... and jerk was one of the nicer things they called you" - MingComment
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WAKE UP, YOU'RE DREAMING
SADDAM HUSSEIN ELECTED PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
CUBS DEFEAT BOSOX IN GAME 7 OF THE WORLD SERIES
URANUS, LARGER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
GAY PRIDE PARADE CANCELLED DUE TO ARMANI SALEComment
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SADDAM´S MOUSTACHE FOUND!BlahComment
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