Headlines you would like to see!

[faded glory]

AMERICANS ELECT 3RD PARTY CANDIDATE
Today, americans snubbed the 2 big parties and vote in reform party candidate faded glory from Racine Wisconsin. More than 100 million people came to the city to vote for the diehard Reformer

[Japher]

WORLD BECAME BORING: NO NEWS TODAY

[Sandman]

BRITISH GOVERNMENT STOPS PRIVATISING STUFF
like the inland revenue offices and firefighting at RAF airbases

[BeBMan]

PEOPLE ARE USING THEIR BRAINS

[FrustratedPoet]

LAME POLITICAL TROLLS ABSENT FROM HEADLINE THREAD

Ahh ... if only it were possible.

[faded glory]

This would be a good photoshop friday for SA. Too bad i sux at Photoshop (im learning)

[Inverse Icarus]

Originally posted by Japher
WORLD BECAME BORING: NO NEWS TODAY

i saw that in my paper of choice (new york newsday) in the form of "new tick discovered!"

as for me, i'd love to see

American Domination Assured: Eurasia's defenses fall.

[BeBMan]

MARK AND DAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD - POLY EMPIRE BRINGS HAPPINESS FOR ALL

[GePap]

(Insert African country) WINS WORLD CUP

YANKEES WIN THEIR 27TH WORLD SERIES TITLE

BUDGET PASSED IN TIME IN ALBANY

INFANTS BANNED FROM MOVIE THEATERS.

[MikeH]

BRITTNEY AND KYLIE'S THREESOME WITH MIKEH
exclusive pictures inside

[BeBMan]

GERMANS BATHE TWO TIMES A WEEK - water shortage expected soon

[MikeH]

SONIC UNDERMIND HEADLINE SUNDAY AT READING FESTIVAL

[BeBMan]

ALIEN INVASION REPULSED BY FRANCE AND US

[GePap]

Originally posted by MikeH
BRITTNEY AND KYLIE'S THREESOME WITH MIKEH
exclusive pictures inside

SALMA'S NEW UNKNOWN LOVER..or

JENNIFER CONNELY IN WILD SEX TAPE WITH UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL...

[Japher]

NEW PRODUCT INTRODUCED IN EUROPE: DEODORANT

BY POPULAR DEMAND COLOUR NOW SPELT COLOR

AMERICAN ASSIMILATION OF THE WORLD NOW COMPLETE

JAPHER WINS SPELING BEE