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Yeah, getting in over your head when you try to hook up Gays with Lesbians. 
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
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Originally posted by Lonestar
Odin and Che kidnapped and sent to Ant Overlord for sugar plantation work in exchange for reprieve for general Populace.
ODIN ELECTED US PRESIDENT!
Chegitz is VP, Sava is Attorney General, Kidicious is Secretary of Comerce, Monkspider is Secretary of State, UberKrux is Secretary of Defense. AECCP members exiled.
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MRMITCHELL ELECTED US PRESIDENT
First Act: "Pornographic materials shall be available to the public free of charge at street-corner dispensers nationwide"meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Can you grasp the concept of reproduction without actual sex? Come out from under the rock, Johnny Reb.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Yeah, getting in over your head when you try to hook up Gays with Lesbians.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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RETURNING AECCP STORMS CAPITOL, CHEERING CROWDS MEET AECCP COALITIONOriginally posted by Odin
ODIN ELECTED US PRESIDENT!
Chegitz is VP, Sava is Attorney General, Kidicious is Secretary of Comerce, Monkspider is Secretary of State, UberKrux is Secretary of Defense. AECCP members exiled.
"Damnit, who'd a thunk people like to have a wide choice in jobs, consumer goods, and getting paid more for being more skilled?" Said ex-President Odin, as he was dragged down Pennsylvania Ave after being tarred and feathered.
COMMUNIST FORCES FLEE AFTER PITCHED BATTLE FOR D.C.!
"There's always Wisconsin and the Midwest!" Screamed UberKrux as the remaining party leadership fled in helicopters to Madison.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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MRMITCHELL REFLECTS ON LACK OF VIOLENT ERUPTIONS AGAINST HIS PRESIDENCY
Conclusion: Pornography makes everybody happymeet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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I'd post pictures to go along with it but I don't think they could fit on a "Family Site" like Apolyton
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orOriginally posted by BeBro
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REPULSED BY FRANCE AND US, ALIENS INVADEClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Breaking news. A virus striking the male chromsome has killed all males on Planet earth except one. All hot women over the age of 17 are ordered to report to Racine wisconsin for repopulation to begin.Comment
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FG:
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Breaking news. A virus striking the male chromsome has killed all males on Planet earth except one. All hot women over the age of 17 are ordered to report to Racine wisconsin for repopulation to begin.
All hot women over the age of 17 announce they have become lesbians. "Screw the human race" they announce.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Originally posted by Lonestar
RETURNING AECCP STORMS CAPITOL, CHEERING CROWDS MEET AECCP COALITION
"Damnit, who'd a thunk people like to have a wide choice in jobs, consumer goods, and getting paid more for being more skilled?" Said ex-President Odin, as he was dragged down Pennsylvania Ave after being tarred and feathered.
COMMUNIST FORCES FLEE AFTER PITCHED BATTLE FOR D.C.!
"There's always Wisconsin and the Midwest!" Screamed UberKrux as the remaining party leadership fled in helicopters to Madison.
cheering crouds. In your dreams.
PRESIDENT ODIN AND VP GUEVARA SAY IN A NEWS CONFRENCE WITH CHREERING CROUDS.
"The evil capitalists shall not win and pillage our grat country to fill thier pockets!" said Odin. To Lonestar he said, "History is not on your side! WE WILL BURY YOU!" before going to Minneapolis to regroup. Geurillas are apearing all over the US to fight the Capitalists.
Uberkrux explains thier plan, "the people hate the capitalists and are rising up in rebellion against them, they shall not win when they have no support."
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Odin: I'd resign in response to your exiling the AECCP or whatever those ***** call themselves.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Sava, didn't I tell you once I take over you can be my Press-secretary?Originally posted by Sava
Odin: I'd resign in response to your exiling the AECCP or whatever those ***** call themselves.
"I have been authorised by Mr. Lonestar to pass on the following statement ...'F--k you and the horses you rode in on, you whiners.'"Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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CLEAR SKIES ACHIEVES BOYFRIEND."Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt WhitmanComment
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